freakzilla

getting smarter, not harder 🔞 22 !
they/she

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i’m seriously so scared all the time i think i will die from being scared

[Hormone Megamixx @boinkwormsies]

you guys ever think there’s an evil version of you that controls you sometimes and makes you do things you hate and things you want to stop doing

[삐그덕 @trsfm_ysg]

코그리스 디한테 라텍스 장갑으로 엄한 옷 입혀버림

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. i shut up & subtitles come out of my face.

[xinos @trixinos]

when someone you dislike doesnt stop posting about the thing you hyperfixate on

[oli boliii 🍰 @thee_jjk_dckrdr]

cute underwear on a fat butt is like a pretty gift box with a cupcake inside

[meli @byerscure]

idk how to phrase this or why this even happens but making out scenes in fics awaken something in me in a way that explicit full on smut ones can’t

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Fuck you

[moni 🧚‍♀️ @adasnuer]

playing as grace vs playing as leon

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

best part of using a public restroom is probably emptying the entire roll of toilet paper and throwing the whole box of toilet seat covers on the floor and ripping them up and peeing on them

[captain fuckhead @whoslimgucci]

panties r soaked thinking about u @tacobell

[🫧Ky @missingmoz]

Listening to the beach boys while living in california is so great like this music was meant for me

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

five guys when six guys walk in. seven

[diana 𐦍 @orbuddie]

yeah no sorry i can’t go out tonight. i have to stay up until two billion o’clock to see The characters . yes it’s urgent

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Doing my little tasks like I'm not going to die in an automobile accident next week lol