had a nightmare last night that i went to go see โthe McDonaldโs movieโ and was force fed fries throughout and then everyone stood in a circle laughing at me as i was forced to give it 5 stars on letterboxd
one (1) toke on a joint and i start sending tiktokโs to people i havenโt spoken to in about 4 years, two (2) tokes on a joint and oh boy goodie youโre all getting sent a specific video crafted so perfectly to your own specific and niche interest
think 2025 is the year for me getting into velvet suits and buying at least 5 more bolo ties and neck scarves, maybe also invest in a really nice pressed white shirt, maybe a black one? THE WORLDโS MY OYSTER
hi vintedโฆ WHY, OH WHY, is my recommended page RUINED, i have spent YEARS crafting it to be perfection, to only show things i am interested in. i have done everything, updated the app, restarted my phone, i am losing my mind !
things that should stay in my notes app but fuck it this app is gunna be burnt to the ground soon: accidentally putting a bullet vibrator in your mouth thinking itโs a cherry elf bar because you are scrambling around in your bed in the dark