𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇

25, ♑️

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

much like frankenstein is not the monster, remy is not the ratatouille

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

the only way to escape from capitalism is through vomiting

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

i sleep with my ears, eyes and mouth covered because i am scared an omnipotent giant will appear above my bed and tell me the secrets of the universe

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

had a nightmare last night that i went to go see ‘the McDonald’s movie’ and was force fed fries throughout and then everyone stood in a circle laughing at me as i was forced to give it 5 stars on letterboxd

[sarina @sariverse]

time spent in love is never a waste, is living a waste because one day we’ll die?

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

one (1) toke on a joint and i start sending tiktok’s to people i haven’t spoken to in about 4 years, two (2) tokes on a joint and oh boy goodie you’re all getting sent a specific video crafted so perfectly to your own specific and niche interest

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

think 2025 is the year for me getting into velvet suits and buying at least 5 more bolo ties and neck scarves, maybe also invest in a really nice pressed white shirt, maybe a black one? THE WORLD’S MY OYSTER

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

the love of my life is the friends we make along the way

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

let the twink stim !

[laszlo¹² @lambszlo]

My question is why did he bring a Beyblade to the function?

[Gülce @exitsenses]

A girl’s life truly begins only after she defeats her first evil twink. They’re evil. Nobody warns you about that. It’s the malnourishment

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

hi vinted… WHY, OH WHY, is my recommended page RUINED, i have spent YEARS crafting it to be perfection, to only show things i am interested in. i have done everything, updated the app, restarted my phone, i am losing my mind !

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

the ceo shooter 🤝 daniel khalife = he did nothing wrong

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

things that should stay in my notes app but fuck it this app is gunna be burnt to the ground soon: accidentally putting a bullet vibrator in your mouth thinking it’s a cherry elf bar because you are scrambling around in your bed in the dark

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

getting so stoned you try and log match of the day on letterboxd

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

guys i was so ahead of my time with this account

[boingo hate account @ihatehoodwinked]

the baby from ice age supports israel

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

@resurrecti0ns you have kissed every single person we know with tongue

[Fin @finjd_]

gary barlow has a massive son

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

@gdmorningcpn mxthers

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

just nearly screen shared this to an entire room of firefighters

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

manifesting hearing The Substance soundtrack at the queer goth rave

[𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖈🍇 @cryingandwine]

you haven’t seen me actively rage quit a game of chess and physically cry after losing