sarah james

i write books set in 1943. perpetually thinking about gene kelly.
LAST STOP UNION STATION out now!

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY MY CAT IS THAT I BROUGHT HER A FRESH PAPER BAG

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

i don't use AI when i'm writing because i (and this is extremely brave of me to admit) like writing

[Vinson Cunningham @vcunningham]

no

[AltAzn @Alt_Azn]

Transplants from the Midwest to LA who moved in 2023 be all like “street vendors have always been part of LA”.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

If you live right you can have this experience in Court

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

man if all you want to do is give a university $100,000 and receive no knowledge in return you can just write a check

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

Let’s be honest. All these people upset about college students using AI are just jealous they didn’t have it when they were in college. They just want them to suffer like they did. It’s an old story: “Well if I suffered, they should too.” It’s also a morally repugnant position.

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

oh fuck yeah, edible arrangements is gonna be there?????

[Metro Los Angeles @metrolosangeles]

D Line Ext opens 12:30pm Friday!

Free rides 4am Fri May 8 thru 3am Mon May 11 on Metro 🚇🚍🚲🚐

Celebrate with us 12:30pm-4pm Fri👇🏽

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

the people don't want a legally blonde prequel, the people want a movie version of the legally blonde musical because the people watched the proshot at a formative age and christian borle as emmett ruined other men for the people and the people want to recapture that feeling

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The official trailer for the ‘Legally Blonde’ prequel series ‘ELLE’ has been released.

Premiering July 1 on Prime Video.

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

who cares i was tee hee heeing

[lyv (miranda's girl) @lilithspraise]

this scene made zero sense btw

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

didnt know was a thing until one of the first reviews of my first book was like "i didn't like this book, i would never behave the way the main character did"

i was like "what a weird comment, obviously most people will know the book is not about them" whoops

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Anyway—a perfect example of the issue with the current state of reading is addressed by Fran Lebowitz in conversation with Toni Morrison—people use fiction as a mirror to see themselves instead of using it as a doorway, or a window, as a way out.

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@alexisvicki this made me laugh out loud during the movie, incredible work

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

i'm so fucking los angeles-pilled that my reaction was oh $250 for two people seems right actually

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

Not trying to be rude to Tyler here, I am trying to help him. And everyone else. But if two people are spending $250 or more to go to a Pirates game that's a personal skill issue, not a Pirates issue. I can get 2 people in to see Paul Skenes tonight for less than $65.

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

annoying gap customer malcolm harris
🤝
"can you check if you have more in the back"

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

The implication that if you steal something from a museum you're depriving the public is kinda silly. They have more stuff in the basement! A lack of art objects is not one of the many real threats to American museums.

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@Christz9 if not i'm gonna have to bulk order them myself and go into the earring business i guess

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

pirates twitter i would like cone earrings. not dangly ones, more like an enamel pin with gold. like this pin below but earrings. if someone is selling these please let me know or if you can make them for me i will buy them.

thank you for your attention in this matter

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@Christz9 the metal is essential unfortunately i need shiny jewelry to distract from my personality

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

aw that's so nice, the ashcrafts will always been able to say they did their gender reveal at pnc park in front of 30, maybe even 40, people

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@jenelleriley sure! that is bird

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@theFortMcKenry wtf

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

@Christz9 it better be

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

happy easter! wigle whiskey tweeted to me the 😏 emoji at 3:23 am

[sarah james @cryingbaseball]

you're having blown saves, we're having cone saves, we are not the same