this reminds me of when i saw an article that said “women actually smell something different than burnt toast when having a stroke!” but didn’t read the article to find out what the smell is so now when i smell literally anything at random i think i’m having a Lady Stroke
the easiest way to fall asleep quickly when you have insomnia is to use your phone in the dark until you feel like you want to die and then stay awake five more hours after that.