shrimp bizkit

jeremy fragrance fan account
he/him

[shrimp bizkit @cryinghyaena]

opened the John Howard trending page and saw that he is still alive. absolutely gutted.

[on the screen i saw him @poisonjr]

>sees a user bending an organ
>checks their location
of course

[toby 🏳️‍⚧️ @bucketfiiller]

"oh you're trans? name every trans person" alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice alice kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai kai jupiter neptune mercury

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Brachor @gogogaga834224]

Gm everyone

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Mega Golurk @Smogolem]

This is still the greatest screenshot ever i'm ngl

[WayComet ☄️ @WayComet]

glup shitto containment breach

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

(Batman in JLA comics) It's too late Green Lantern. I've already prepared an anti willpower countermeasure for that ring. You'll be powerless in a minute

(Batman in his own comics) Calender Man has been kicking mh ass today Alfred

[chance @chance1084059]

If I was 10,000 tall. Feet tall. You would be... a dirt to me. You'd be a dirt. But luckily I'm on earth with one of you people and I'm just the same as you. So you're beople like me. And I love you.

[Miss_seal🦭 @miss_seaal]

A different interpretation of Kafka’s The Metamorphosis 🦭

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

Fat fucking chud snail lost inm the sauc utterly zonked on powder face of shock and horror witness his gluttony

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[Liz (klavier gavin #1 glazer) @Glowlizrd]

made me giggle

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[Orion 💖🌹🤝 @Orion25_GD]

under communisim there will be two nations, the united peoples republic of the world, and andorra, we keep andorra around like a pet