Cryingkid

[micheal @godsb0y]

said thank you when i got out of my waymo

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @my_sweet_space]

i want to be skinny while eating like a whale tbh

[Ndawana @Ndawanaaa]

Being reliable at work often gets you more work, not more money 😂

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

One thing about me I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[ǝuǝlɹɐɯ ⧗ @sapphicwitch999]

she had Paris as her wallpaper my shayla☹️

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

Van Helsing was released on this day in 2004.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I’m going to start responding to work emails with this picture until my PTO

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff:

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

can't believe i'm just living my ripe years unkissed and unromanced

[kat @yslnadi]

me after watching a love movie and knowing that no one is going to love me like that

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

I genuinely can’t believe how anyone can see this and still think God isn’t real

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

we got coachella at home

[bella @johnnyslawrence]

you’re next (2011)

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

Magazine covers are just getting less and less glamorous.

And I blame all the people who look to fashion magazines to feel “seen” and “relate”. Yall did this.

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work: