Pirate Cadenza

Author. Eventually. Traveller. Once upon a time. Dumb broad. Super cool. She\her

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@nocontactmag Screenwriting books are "here's a list of films I've watched. NB: I've only watched the Matrix and Godfather 2."

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

Heartbreakking story about Norm MacDonald

[Ixtab Media - "The Most Important Smol Press EVER" @IxtabMedia]

Beyond upset to hear about the death of Norm Macdonald. I've been a fan for most of my life and always tried to see him then he was performing. It reminded me of a story, actually.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@SPlCYPlSCESNYC I seen it. She was the one that said Maggie, take all the kids' milk.

[Live Well With Cancer - North Tyneside Community @LiveWellwtCan]

Reveal 3 of 4 of our #christmascards
#angelofthenorth

We will let you know when they are available to buy our website shop- https://t.co/2ZKTJ3xSBJ -

#christmascards #localcharity #fundraising #northtyneside #newcastle #northumbria #gateshead #northeast #livewellwithcancer

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@LiveWellwtCan @LoveoftheNorth @NTynesideCoast @MySpanishCity @mwconnected @ourwhitleybay @NTynesideVODA @NTCouncilTeam @Norma4Mayor Lush.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

England thinking they're favourites is like my ex thinking they were the best thing to ever happen to me. Sorry, sweetheart.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@itsraechill I once had came Hunter S Thompson yelling "let the bastards chase you" in my head.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@IxtabMedia I hope this is the video to break 50 views. 😘

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

Come for the ridiculous top 9 list, including a story about dogs eating a Youtuber and Spongebob talking about Steamed Hams, stay for a rogue AI Chills calling out @Q_Review

[Ixtab Media - "The Most Important Smol Press EVER" @IxtabMedia]

We're delighted to have an AI use Chills to write 9 spooky facts about out small independent book press. If you want to learn more about our little community, these spooky facts are a good place to start.
https://t.co/Hk6jag3JGY

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@MattGertz How could you do that to my miniature pony, you sonofabitch?

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

Super Mario is a reminder that everything ends. Pick up your games and play them while you still can.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@IxtabMedia I would definitely love to work with Ixtab Media. I heard you had zero reported deaths this week.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@Otto_English "It's just how I feel" has helped normalize a lot of scrappy takes.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@TommyDeanWriter Here's mine!
"The helmet lays on the corner of the snow plow scraped street, its plastic cracked and bruised like an old vegetable dropped from an elevation."

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@BenjaminRamm @AyoCaesar As a proud beaker folk, I'm sick of these anglo Saxons messing up the place

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

Are schools covering up sexual assault?

Yes.

See also: gyms, casinos, grocery stores, the improv community, the police, hospitals, elected and unelected politicians, tv companies, the music industry, several religions, your angry aunt, bars, the military, th

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@Coelasquid I like that people are defending Satan.

"You can't grind on Satan's dick and then murder him" the new York Times.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@iamcardib Just a huge double standard really. Meanwhile nobody bars an eye when song like this one come out because people are only interested in chasing clout. Sorry you have to put up with this shot. https://t.co/xEXQLU2E3f

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

@geostylegeo I only trust 4 and 2 star reviews.

[Pirate Cadenza @cryingofslut49]

I have had this account for 24 hours now and nobody has dmed me for feet picsq. I was misled