alanna

had to come back to Twitter because it was whispering to me in my sleep #watdatmean

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

i never was and will never be an anti blonde men girl

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

play it or pass it mama

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

A random dm guy kinda cooked with this one

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

u think u want a boyfriend until someones bf is in ur story likes and it’s like Oh Ok

[Shefali. @shefsskiss]

I bring a sort of "Ron*ldo is a r*pist" vibe to the Convo that his fans don't really like.

[mena @zcahverse]

antigamente o twitter era assim e tinha que combinar a capa, banner, icon e background E QUANDO ERRAVA O BANNER era um TERROR

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

best album oat idgaf

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy 6th birthday to “punisher” by phoebe bridgers

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy 6th birthday to “punisher” by phoebe bridgers

[✭ @44sedici]

the amount of times i've genuinely stood in front of the tv like this in the last week

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

literally my fav two lyrics

[emery 💟 @into_folklore22]

two most important lyrics in phoebes discography i will not elaborate

[Samantha 🐇 @specfictions]

Once every 1-3 years I’ll get a crush and it’s just carnage like you wouldn’t believe. Just listening to music at 2x speed and pacing around my 30 degree apartment, banging my head against the walls. Put me down like a lame horse

[Millennial Dads for Alex Bores @bri_guy_ny]

I regret to inform the haters that Zohran has pressed the very big “Make Everything Better” button again.

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

well read and traveled, sickeningly hot, rich, unproblematic like omg gimme a break

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Callum & Dua

[alanna @cryingonmyds]

happy pride

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump on the President of Egypt:

"He was in a hotel and I met him. And we fell in love, deeply in love."

[Brendan @ninthhostage]

God's country

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Cannot bring myself to root against Messi #goat #autism #norapesasfarasIknow

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on