Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard
Once every 1-3 years I’ll get a crush and it’s just carnage like you wouldn’t believe. Just listening to music at 2x speed and pacing around my 30 degree apartment, banging my head against the walls. Put me down like a lame horse