chaoticdummy

She/they Pan + Poly 🌈 the “chaotic” friend

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

who wants to make out in Popeyes drive through

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50yo lesbian coworker just said she had "beaver fever"

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sugarmaxxing❤️

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anyone else turn into a masc lesbian in the summer ❤️

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why am I shadow banned. My tweets get like 20 views. Remember when I used to be funny 😞

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

music and live shows actually keep me alive btw

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Seriousleh one of the best freaking bdays ever and also my voice is fried to the bone after unlimited karaoke and cigs @vivipococo

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Divorce is chic. If you are getting a divorce this year HMU❤️

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On the topic of TV, roomie and I binged the entirety of overcompensating and adults in one day. 12 hour shift never felt so good.

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

My 63 year old coworker just told me she’s taking April 12th off work for the Euphoria Season three premiere ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Ru Paul’s drag race and love island are my culture ❤️

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

1 year ago I was working 3 jobs and barely staying afloat 😭 now I work 1 job that provides benefits, vacation time and everything. Life gets freakin better !! Side story: 2 days ago I fell up the stairs at movie theatre and threw two bags of popcorn everywhere ❤️

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

I’m just a girl

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@stupid_butthead Nm just at work wbu

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proof i AM lovable is that this mf has stuck with me for years

[chaoticdummy @cryingrodent]

can’t stop thinking about the people and the animals stuck on the street tonight it’s way too cold 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@stupid_butthead How did you see my google searches

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CAN WE GET EARLY RELEASE OF HEATED RIVALRY PLZ IT’LL BE MY EARLY XMAS GIFT I NEED GAY BOYS ON MY SCREEN

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@stupid_butthead Hey siri play heated rivalry sex scene soundtrack please 🙏🏻

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On repeat til I feel fine again 😔

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fighting dumb ass boomers on fb like it’s my day job ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️