NEW ARMYTWT RULES
- if you heard paradise live you CANNOT brag about it
- anyone who has “saw paradise” in their dn is getting BLOCKED
- you are obligated to recite the lyrics WORD FOR WORD to get unblocked
DO NOT rewatch Spiderman homecoming and far from home after bnd seeing joyful Peter will genuinely KILL YOU🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
oh look at me im the "best city" in tbe fucking world i got good restaurants all around me my mayor is the leftist goat i got fucking AUTUMN LEAVES as my surprise song man i hope the sun blows u up first
// minor/implied brand new day spoilers
the concept of spidey not doing shit in doomsday because hes taking a mental health break. yelena calls him and he hits her with so much therapy speak.
PETER PARKER I COULD TALK ABOUT YOU FOR HOURS NOBODY WILL EVER UNDERSTAND YOU THE WAY I DO YOU WILL BE CARRIED W ME TO MY GRAVE I OWE YOU MY LIFE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH