Olivia

28. theatre school dropout. social media failure. i play florian: space cowboy, spacecow boy, over on @matcomrpg | banner by @thereedimus

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

I hope my neighbors appreciate the weird stuff I narrate to my dog while we’re walking through the neighborhood: like me explaining to her (as she jumps around and growls) that the reason she doesn’t listen to me is internalized misogyny

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@tyce @OrangePaulp “It’ll turn on you, like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry” I say those two lines to myself all the time 😂

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@iStemo_ @CSMFHT He’s Rudolph, “[he’ll] go down in historyyyyy~”

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@TwichellSydney I’m actually super hyped for this if my partner and I ever get engaged because a. I don’t like diamonds aesthetically and b. I have my frothing-at-the-mouth, anti-diamond rant all queued up 😻

[Sophianeⵣ is Team Hoary🦇🦇 @HonkIfUrHoary]

My favorite is that in every colony of naked mole rats there are a couple individuals whose job is just to grow as large and fat as possible. During the rainy season, they will plug the tunnel entrances with their fat little behinds and save the colony from drowning.

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@arrisonjwarner

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A Giant pacific octopus caught in the fishing net on accident off the coast of California

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

This movie is scary but it's also really funny because it perfectly captures the snippy, passive-aggressive mood of a camping trip with friends that was less fun than you thought it would be.

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@InfantaRaquel @mattkeeley @ambernoelle Right? I loved books and plays ESPECIALLY as a tomboy because there are tons of them detailing the adventures of Kickass Girls Dressing Like Boys To Do Boy Stuff, which was like. My whole jam 😂

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@arisyamai @alex_abads It’s a dating app for rich people/celebrities :)

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@jeeyonshim I had genuinely never considered people might go to Cabaret without knowing what Cabaret was about.

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@jeeyonshim The shocked gasps and horrified whispers that sprang up during Tomorrow Belongs To Me (as two Nazi banners unfurled on either side of the stage) the first time I saw it were. Honestly great, I like when an audience is visibly challenged by stuff. But also very confusing.

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@this_is_mallory Noooooo my inner child couldn’t see either, I’m fucked!

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

I wonder what happened to the city council of Rome that they'd let the colosseum fall into disrepair

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@bunspunabitch @custardloaf Very funny seeing this comment from someone with adhd in their name (you know, some of the folks famous for boredom intolerance! 😆) /gen

[thatadult @rianphin]

it’s not a new era of self acceptance. it’s what i said last year about how beauty shifted to being about the semblance of biological advantage rather than skill. we see this transition through the shift toward skincare, surgery / injectables, lash extensions.

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

@rosebleed69 So the only valuable one, then

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

this was all because he found out that people were coming over to his house unannounced

[Olivia @cryoutolivia]

This is me

[Make Up A Werewolf 🍉 @makeupawerewolf]

Werewolf who before all this thought it was silly that a werewolf would forget when the full moon is.

Then they transformed in line outside at a movie theater waiting for a premiere