CrypDork

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Boy, @realDonaldTrump is really smitten with the communist, authoritarian leader of China!

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@Angry_Staffer It's Schrödinger's employment. You just aren't thinking on a high enough level.

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We haven't won the war in Iran until gas is $742 per gallon you fucking pussies! Nut up!

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@TONYxTWO So you're a cuck? Cool, bruh

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@Angry_Staffer I'm so glad the retards running our country have no fucking idea what they're doing. Amazing stuff!

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@THensey50110 @Angry_Staffer Take it up with the state? Wtf are you smoking, dude?

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@piersmorgan Wow. Comes as such an enormous surprise. I can't believe it.

😐

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@GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump The HOTTEST country in the world!

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@keithamccluske1 @acnewsitics You realize that if Trump resigned then JD Vance would be president, right? Or do you know so little about how American government works that this is a concept that's just way over your head?

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Hey MAGA, I was wondering: how's that "draining the swamp" going? You guys getting all those pedophiles and corrupt beaurocrats out of our midst? We finally taxing the big corporations and reducing their legislative influence?

How's all that going, guys?

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I thought all the MAGA Trump simps boycotted the Super Bowl after Kaepernick took a knee.

Interesting.

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The entire Super Bowl halftime was in Spanish.

It’s time to boycott the woke NFL forever.

Fck them.

I’m not even gonna watch the second half or any NFL game again as long as I live.

Anyone else feeling this way besides me?

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Terrible timing with the release of 'Melania' today. I really wanted to see a documentary about a talentless 60 IQ cardboard cutout but I'd already planned to stick my dick in a garbage disposal, which is more important to me.

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You gotta kill people now to perpetuate the cover-up?

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I do not want to diminish the tragic and wholly unnecessary deaths of two innocent Americans in Minneapolis by the hands of miserably pathetic and inept armchair G.I. Joe ICE rookies.

But I'm wondering: when will the full Epstein files be released?

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@realDonaldTrump You don't give the first fuck. We could all die as far as you're concerned and you wouldn't bat an eyelash. You're just trying to salvage approval with manufactured empathy. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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@AlBuffalo2nite @GavinNewsom @JDVance I rate your cope a 3.5/10. You gotta step it up, you can cope better than that.

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@zerovodthirty @atrupar @mehdirhasan You realize it's completely unnecessary for a president to post insane rants all night long on truth social, right? It doesn't really take a nobel laureate to figure out that sleep is more important than that for such a "hard working fighter".

But please, continue coping.

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@EtherTam @atrupar I'd rate your cope a 4/10. You can do better.

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@atrupar Weird how everyone else is awake at nap time.

I hope they woke him up when it was time to eat uncrustables and drink apple juice.

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@Wach_AI @Zuesthegods Devs need to fix your code. These numbers are completely false 😂