crypto_joker

Got out of Arkham, so don’t take my posts seriously
Politics , Crypto , trading , bad jokes

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@krakenpro soon we can buy pizza for $INK ))

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

They’re no longer trying to look like “just another perp DEX” 👀

After reading the Nado Season 2 article, it feels pretty clear what they’re aiming for:

A full-scale multi-asset trading infrastructure onchain.

Not just crypto perps.
But:
— commodities
— FX
— equities
— RWAs as collateral
— one account / one risk engine
The strongest part of the whole thesis is probably the Global Risk Engine.
Most platforms still fragment your capital across isolated systems.
Nado is trying to make collateral, spot, hedges and perp exposure work together in real time.
That’s actually a massive narrative shift.
The move to volume-linked emissions was also smart:
— lower inflation
— better scarcity perception
— emissions tied to actual activity
But there are still real risks:
— execution risk
— regulatory pressure around RWAs
— maintaining deep liquidity across multiple asset classes
— tokenomics will matter A LOT

Still…

This is probably one of the most professionally positioned perp projects I’ve seen lately.
Feels less like “casino DEX” and more like they’re trying to build an onchain prime brokerage.

Very interesting to watch.

[Jack 🌪️ @Jackisnotinabox]

Season 02.

We just stealth launched the next season of Nado, to kick things off.

• Open access.
• $100K cash comp live from Monday.
• Volume-linked points emissions.

Coming real soon: New collaterals. 24/7 tokenized markets. Fiat on/off ramps.

The goal: the only venue onchain where your whole portfolio is your edge.

[Nado @nadoHQ]

https://t.co/9m7rtEHNsr

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@0xVishnya @oobit @xhypeofficial @LasoFinance kto ne podpisivaetsya ? pokaji ih

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

🤣🤣Funny how Donald Trump already managed to end like 8 or 9 wars and we’re still waiting for the $SEA token from @OpenSea 🤡

[Crypto J. | 🐸 @CryptoJeremy01]

Day 215 of posting @opensea until $SEA TGE

Opensea is no longer building just for humans. They’re now actively building infrastructure for AI agents to live and trade on-chain.

The cook never stops!

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

🚨WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?! 🚀📈
Is this finally the bull run or what? 👀

🇺🇸🕹 Republican lawmakers just introduced a bill aimed at modernizing U.S. reserves by creating a strategic Bitcoin reserve in an attempt to diversify the country’s balance sheet.

The plan?
The U.S. could potentially hold around 5% of all BTC supply — roughly 1 million BTC 😳

That’s basically comparable to the amount of gold the U.S. government currently holds in reserve.

So… what happened to “sell in May and go away”? 😂

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@krakenfx 🐙🐙🐙🐙

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

Perp DEX meta is heating up 🔥

With the hype around Hyperliquid-type DEXs and the $HYPE narrative 🌀
we’re already seeing $LIT from @Lighter_xyz start to send 🚀
Also keeping eyes on @variational_io 👀💎

Next underrated degen gem IMO is @nadoHQ 🧠
could end up being the sleeper play for @krakenpro ecosystem token $INK 🐙

Even the @Polymarket bet on $INK FDV is trending up hard 📈
back in April it was ~21% “yes”
now as of May 20 it’s already ~41% ⚡️
Personally, I think $1B–$1.5B FDV is very realistic if the cycle stays strong and no black swans hit 🦢❌

And honestly… what’s really the difference between Kraken and OKX with $OKB sitting at ~$1.7B? 🤔
Not much on pure volume edge — but for believers, that gap is just alpha + points farming opportunity 🧩

🔥 REF CODE (BOOST): Q2RK548R 🔥
👉 https://t.co/hz9aXuTQMg

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

$sol is extremely cheap 🤣🤣

[Alex @alex_hunter20]

Just putting this here

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

FOMOMODE ON in 3,2,1 🐙

[Victor.hl @VictorTopDefiG]

@crypt0_joker

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@VictorTopDefiG 🤣🤣🤣 @nadoHQ next

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

The crypto bullrun around decentralized trading platforms has officially started 🚀📈

@nadoHQ still early 👀

[Nado @nadoHQ]

Fixed it for you.

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

I think eventually the curtain will come down and regulation will arrive for Polymarket-style markets.

At the same time, I don’t think it’s worth spreading massive FUD against Polymarket itself, because prediction markets are still extremely early-stage. These systems are basically being stress-tested in real time.

People just need to pay attention to these issues and discuss them openly. And users who are losing money on these markets also need to understand and accept that these risks exist.

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

🚨 And once again, another scam resolution on Polymarket 🤡📉

Market: “Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by June 30, 2026?” 🇷🇺🇺🇦

https://t.co/tSL0Q74ytg

So what do we actually have? 👇

❌ No official documents signed
⏸️ Both sides only announced a temporary ceasefire from May 8–11 for humanitarian reasons, while multiple violations were reported
🐣 Similar 2-day Easter truce already happened before
⚔️ Most likely the war resumes again after May 11
Meanwhile the market rules clearly state 📜:
“Any form of informal agreement will not be considered an official ceasefire. Humanitarian pauses will not count toward the resolution of this market.”
And what did Polymarket decide? 🤔

💀 Absolute scam resolution.

CT keeps getting farmed again and again 🤷‍♂️

$POLY #Polymarket #Crypto #PredictionMarkets #Ukraine #Russia #Scam #Web3

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@itszonium @Polymarket 2.9д views = 0,29 $POLY 🤣🤣🤣

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

@bitcoinduke @Polymarket We need this market to bet on polymarket

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

🚨 POLYMARKET PERPS TRADING SOON?! 👀🔥

PolyPerps about to send it 🚀

Top #1 DEX by volume in 3… 2… 1… 📈💸

CT is NOT ready for this.

[crypto_joker @crypt0_joker]

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