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An ugly, giant bag of mostly water.

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@egyp7 Improve cops.

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Can we have one security leadership conference without the “sleep like a baby” joke? Hasn’t everyone heard it by now?

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@BikeShopCX Workstand clamp: when either is an option, seat post or top tube and why?

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@TheMarco @snipeyhead See also: BitSight and every other security score company.

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I wish everything was as simple as it looks to outsiders.

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@RajWarrior987 @cantcomputer Fight Club was great

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@DokGalaktik @ArmlessKittyfox @BethLynch2020 Nevermind

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@nartv I use it when talking to business folks to distinguish levels of skill or “barrier to entry” for an attacker. The tools that any untrained person can point at systems or staff. Is there a better term for that?

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@exchgr @SwiftOnSecurity I’m in on number one, two, and your attitude toward meat.

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@breaultjean @SwiftOnSecurity Which one? I’m pretty in love with my @Synology.

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@cdcooksey @SwiftOnSecurity This was one of my favorites this year as well.

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@ka_boom0 @SwiftOnSecurity Living in the extreme north, I too bought one in 2018 and it’s saved me three times.

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@myusuf3 And the people falling to their doom are fine with it because they know there's nothing left in life that will ever top that glorious salty-fatty-carby experience.

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WTF @Apple. How many of your own apps hang when I open them. Your ecosystem is falling apart. This is the hang I get when I look for app updates. All. The. Time. I’m losing patience. #missingstevejobs

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@benevolust @egyp7 I wonder how many people who've responded positively here also attacked the Equifax CISO for her music degree.

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@SwiftOnSecurity You live in a fantasy land if your InfoSec team resembles this. We're actually more like tribbles.

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@langnergroup @digitalbond Thanks!

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Hey @langnergroup, what's a good OT conference to which I should send new-to-the-concept staff?

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@HackingDave You know, the guys in cheap, ill-fitting suits that regret their career decisions.

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.@HackingDave has got to be one of the best presenters for talking to security middle-management.