Cryptares

Failed streamer, failed music maker, failed YouTuber. failing Human

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

Technical issues resolved. Live now, come check out the stream! https://t.co/yMAHHkO41e

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Technical hiccup, stream will be starting asap! Sorry everyone!

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[Cryptares @Cryptares]

Maybe if you're used to open source projects where the contributors fundamentally disagree about what program they're writing together

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter is like open-sourcing the news

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.@noteasybeinwhee

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@lovelymariendme @nonbinarybooty Anyone who tbh’s that often gives me a weird vibe, especially if it’s an unprompted tbh. Like why do you need to inform me you’re being honest, sketchy af

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

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@JeAnimefan @oocLPOTL @hewworeese Phil? Phil McCracken?

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⁦.@DakExpress⁩ https://t.co/AIWVDA717h

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I’m not sure what, if anything, was supposed to happen but I managed to force my way past the bridge drake, open the gate by the stairs to big boi, and unlocked the stairs down to the weird ambush alleys bc apparently I found the key somewhere

[Sandro @Unseenstr1ke]

@Cryptares Can’t believe your playing one of the best games ever!! All I will say is bait the big fella down onto the bridge and the path shall be revealed. Also is this being streamed ??

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@Unseenstr1ke No, unfortunately I’m out of state for the summer so I’m playing on the switch with questionable internet. I will try this tonight because I’m struggling with the gargoyle boss and could use a change of pace lol

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

.@Unseenstr1ke I call upon your knowledge and benevolence. How do I cross the dragon bridge in Dark Souls?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One day someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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@Bxkkon

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@Bxkkon

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If it’s relevant I cannot handle the big dude in the top of the spiral tower

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

Good tip

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

.@Unseenstr1ke I’m sure you can confirm this will happen sooner or later

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

I’m playing Dark Souls correctly for the first time, and it’s really nice seeing notes people left explaining what to do for people like me. At some point I’m sure they’ll direct me to an abrupt death but it’s a fate I’ve accepted for now.

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

I’m playing Dark Souls correctly for the first time, and it’s really nice seeing notes people left explaining what to do for people like me. At some point I’m sure they’ll direct me to an abrupt death but it’s a fate I’ve accepted for now.

[Cryptares @Cryptares]

.@oocLPOTL “folded faster than a circus tent when a kid gets killed on a ride”