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hail yourselves! out of context quotes from the hosts of @LPontheleft: @benkissel, @marcusparks, and special guest @henrylovesyou 😈👻👽 *fan-run account*

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we get more meat than any podcast that's ever existed

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every flamethrower is just a fart gun.

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why will you not let me talk about how cute all the bomblets were?

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he did it for the same reason he did everything: he had a gut feeling that oppenheimer was the right man for the job.

say it! it was a FUPA feeling.

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yeah, the creation of the world's most powerful bomb is a lot like season three of "twin peaks"

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do you see the blood vessel? the UFO blood vessel that pops when he starts talking about nonsense?

i see the blood vessel, i also see our credibility melting away.

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i don't know how we continue without knowing how old that fish is.

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we'll never be able to escape to a castle because we've had enough of humanity. i MIGHT be able to go to florida.

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i'm happy to be here to support you during this mental breakdown.

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i don't even know what to do with myself today.

mm put your clothes onn,

that's what i did.

brush your teeeeth,

that's what i did.

comb your back haaair-

nope. let that go.

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once he was with fellow polio patients, he could truly let his legs dangle.

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little do they know biological warfare is so fun.

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that is the one thing i know the least about in terms of world war two is italian fascism and what sauce goes with that.

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borders ain't real!

yeah! germany's a construct, man!

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my level of science is still like, what if i mix garlic butter with peanut butter, does it make a baby.

if you put it in a woman.

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you gotta live every day hoping you're gonna be successful enough to ignore your children.

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there's some green books that are poisoned. that's not a hero but-

no, no, no, that's just a bunch of words i didn't understand.

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you know what? i'm just so happy that you can fit in pants.

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there has been a brand new series of leaks that are on the most reputable website on the internet: 4chan.

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look at what happened with vietnam. they even thought about giving people a pension and we went on a 30 year war. so, i feel like these UFOs are gonna be scared as hell if they don't really love our corporate oligarchs.

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you won't believe what tony would do for an extra burrito.

i actually- i know what i would do half the time. oo man, i would be such a little whore for extras.