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[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

we are assembling a team.

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

the cage is all I know

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@moonshot they named a card after you bro

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

That train only runs in one direction.

Dip Wheeler

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

Monkey the Picasso
not a monkey and also not a Picasso because that’s not a thing you can be.

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@PenguinWeb3 wait… what the hell?!

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

how your robot looks at you when you ask it to not kick a chinese kid in the balls

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

this is the first time I’m seeing a Clanker taken aback by something

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@WatcherGuru so…launching crypto to compete with crypto?

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@Pumpfun @a1lon9 ANYTHING? Smoove off?
Mistafuccyou mode?

[wapital @wapital3]

gta 6 they replaced lester with orangie u call em up and he sim swaps people for you

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@Pumpfun raceswapping is crazy

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@vveefo Dies hard clears tbh

I’d even put Mistacoin over that

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

“Michael, so you own 5% of all Bitcoin & decided you were going to sell some to test the liquidity?"

“That’s correct Dave.”

“And you did this immediately after using up your cash to buy back debt at an 8% discount?”

“I did, Dave.”

“So when you actually did what you said you were going to do, the liquidity test didn't go well?”

“Sadly true, Dave.”

"And you only sold 32 BTC, even though you knew that wouldn't be enough to cover the next year of dividend payments?"

"Yes, Dave."

"So in the process of selling BTC to try & save STRC, you ended up killing BTC, STRC, & MSTR?"

"Very astutely observed, Dave."

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@miragemunny higher for the vintage

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

unironically clicks a drainer link on day 296 and gets liquidated as one of the 3 women in crypto

[guac @allergictoguac]

day 193 of buying $1 worth of SOL until ATH

[D̵̺͌y̷̝̔l̶̲̒a̵̬͘n̷̮͊🦇 @CryptDylan]

@blknoiz06 priced in

[Naval @naval]

The latest IQ test involves data centers and water.

[Decent White @kdcarmichael]

This is the @gainzy222 x Luigi Mangione situation but for black people