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Trying not to be a bitch to him but he’s been really annoying lately

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@BoringGuyInATie I’m not offended. I guess I am kind of like that regularly, but more so when I pms.

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I have the kind of pms that makes me want to smash people’s head in with a big rock.

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@BoringGuyInATie Lmao well…

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@CarneyMan420 31 is 19 in boy years

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@GoshAndrews Perhaps after use yes

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@PoJatoman It’s a Swedish company so it’s going to have Swedish names

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@iShitInMyJNCOS Xope

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Charge it to my x card. My xard.

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@iShitInMyJNCOS Xe/xim/xer/xhe

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My back hurts I want to scream at the old people at work I’m tired I want a vanilla milkshake I have to poop

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@resentfulincel Oh ew

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Idk what hypergamy is and I’m too scared to ask at this point

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Bob Dylan isn’t that good sorry

[Baby Moomin 🌸 @baby_moomin_]

me enjoying the fall breeze floating in through the windows

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What that means

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Looks like someone sharted on her face

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan.

"Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show.

Area 51, maybe?