K. Vantas

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Criminal Justice Law Maj9r.

Please d9 n9t assume I kn9w legal l99ph9les. I w9n't help y9ur crimes.

#collegestuck #parodystuck ₊˚.

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@casanovasAquadu N9 M9RE PH9NE TIME F9R ANY9NE!

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

I 9pen this app and immediately get slandered. I am never g9ing t9 a themed c9stume sh9p with y9u again...

[T. @pseudoDeceiver]

@casanovasAquadu wha7 how does he give you a reverse boner or some7hing

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula Meulin, I am taking y9ur ph9ne n9w.

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

sorry, can u say that again? i got distracted admiring all the little things about you, the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you love and started daydreaming about kissing you all over your pretty face

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula Darling, I l9ve y9u and I sm99ch y9u 6ack 6ut that d9esn't help my p9int???

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

Tal9ss get 9ut 9f my dms, my girlfriend d9es n9t want me t9 kiss men....

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

Why d9es my girlfriend think I'm gay actually??? I'm n9t even p9ly???

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula N9t 6eing gay! 6ut I will c9ntinue dancing n9w.

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@intrepidroamer G99d luck.

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula C9ming darling.

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula D9 y9u want a jam 6uddy?

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@pseudoDeceiver I am g9ing t9 get y9ur ass...

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@aloofCrepuscula G99d!

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@barkingbug G9 AWAY FR9M ME!??!!!

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@barkingbug I HATE IT HERE 9H MY G9D!

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@barkingbug did y9u read the rest 9f it!!???

[K. Vantas @crypticHypocrit]

@barkingbug WHAT!??!!!