-Has no clue how to unistall his own program
-Banged a whale
-Offed his abusive dad
-Started a cult
-Not in the Epstein files
-Hacked Hillary Clinton’s office
-Ran for the US presidency
-Survived 50+ assassination attempts
-Married one prostitute who was hired to kill him
-Escaped Guatemalan custody by faking a heart attack
-Biohacking before it was cool