𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮.

𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝙗𝙖𝙙? 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙀𝙔 𝙅𝙊𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙈𝙎.
\ˈæs•li jo•anna ˈwil•jəmz\
ⁿᵒᵘⁿ

1) 𝘛𝘩𝘦 '𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘬𝘺'. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵.

2) 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.

synonym; 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘷𝘺.

[𝙇𝙀𝙓— @LUTH0RC0RP]

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𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 ; 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴. . .

⠀⠀⠀ — 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙀.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

+ opens it, steals a sip, and then offers it her way. )

Just promise we can have some kind of talk about what's going on when you're feeling better, alright? That you'll hear me out. This is serious stuff. Serious stuff I actually /care/ about.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Relax, kid. I'm getting you your soda. No need to be throwing words like 'jerk' around, you might hurt someone's feelings . . . Like this handsome jerk right here.

(* He points at himself with a tooth-y grin before moving to grab a can of orange soda from the fridge. He +

[‍ ‍ ℒ𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. @THEYREALlVE]

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and you're the one that's a * jerk. i know. you wasted whatever smarts you had on weed and an engineering degree.

i just want my orange soda. please, ashley?

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[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Think I might smell like Shemp's because of the Shemp's.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Well pop some tylenol, and then we can have it until it sticks to that brain of yours. You're supposed to be the smart one, Cher.

I can't be the hot one and the brain! It'd throw everything into a head-spin.

[‍ ‍ ℒ𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. @THEYREALlVE]

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ash, my head hurts. i really don't have the strength for this conversation. again. i think.

and you reek of shemps.

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[‍ ‍ ℒ𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. @THEYREALlVE]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
* 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐎͟𝐔͟𝐓͟ 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝓝𝐎𝐖.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Cheryl you've got to stop this, kid. The whole coming back to life thing, it's ah- freaking me out a little, yeah ?

Not the orange soda thing though, I'll grab you one, and me one.

Except mine is beer flavoured, because it's beer.

[‍ ‍ ℒ𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁. @THEYREALlVE]

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her head still aches. geez. she was tossing and turning all night.

... she needs a soda. an orange one, preferably.

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[' 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑. ' — ✘ @DIVINET0RMENT]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

' 𝗚 𝗨 𝗬 . '

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 . 𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭'𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 . 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 . ☆
ㅤㅤ

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

He sort of takes a second to shake off his own fixation before a lopsided smile grows on his lips.

Look at that! She's already talking to him! This is going great!

" Sorry about that, honey. My mouth tends to water when I see something good enough to eat. "

[‍ ♱ ‍ 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔩 𝑾𝑰͟𝑻͟𝑯͟𝑰͟𝑵 .ᐟ @diaboliintus]

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brow quirked , cigarette lingering from soft , crimson lips . subtle smirk , eyes rolling , “ do us all a favor ﹠. close your mouth , love . these shoes are too expensive to be marinating in a puddle . ”
⠀

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Totally not drooling while looking at @diaboliintus.

(* He has a thing for hot milfy demons that he doesn't know are demons. The feelings will fade when he figures the latter out. )

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Nice big stretch. Back cracking, shoulders crunching, muscles aching.

He's told it takes a lot of hard work to get this sexy, but- He wouldn't know.

All of this is natural, baby.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

Boo !

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

And I-

Have a sexier human body.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

hey ! i don’t NEED a
little laurie doll ! not
anymore . i have a
sexy human body .

dick !

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

At least I could pull a Barbie. You can't even get a Little Laurie doll.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

. . . uh huh . sure they would .
i love your positivity !

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

And the barbies would thank me for it.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

if you were a puppet
all you’d do all day is
rub fronts with barbies

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

You know, if I was really a puppet. I think I'd be more incredibly handsome than you.

[🅢🅛🅐🅢🅗🅨 @SlashyPuppet]

disgusting .

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

She pauls on my blart til' I mall cop.

[𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙮. @crypticchainsaw]

In my sexy era. (It lasts forever.)