crypticcryptits

😇this spot in my bio is reserved for Clay, fly high buddy 🤟🏻😔😇

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It's time to start fucking EATING the rich

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@amazingplinko Babe that tweet was about Dave Chappelle 😭

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@harmonizedgrace You are so so very wrong.
Signed, a child who grew up with parents who SHOULD HAVE divorced but didn’t and gave me a horrible example of what love should be and what is and is not okay in a relationship.

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@selenagdailey It’s almost like they are two different rings that were bought with two very different women in mind

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@savannahelisse I mean he’s so polite about it…I’d give it a lil peek

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@1bratgirlny I ain’t tryna spend more than $10 on some gloss, $40 is honestly too much lmao

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@mikealss Ew

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@mulletstanleys Does anybody know this guy that keeps making out with puppets at the public library? I’m just trying to use the library WiFi and he’s just…doing that like 😭😭😭

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@wriocake @OnyxDaydream This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this app

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this is humiliating

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@KinoKumaaa I read Sweet Apple Massacre when I was too young (tbh no age should really be reading that) and I remember literally feeling sick to my stomach, like I thought I was going to throw up. Put me off of the show after that, and I was still so young!

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@sam_dzivah Yall be saying this then raising rapists and women beaters. Pipe down, you’d be a bad parent either way

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@xxxfindoms $doodlebug23456

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@BlackRedGuard1 She needs to be jailed and kept in solitary.

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@AveryLarsen00 Took me FIVE YEARS to find ONE MAN who wasn’t any of those things. He’s an amazing partner but I went through so many absolutely horrible, shitty men to find him that now I have a ton of issues with men that make it harder for my good one! Though he handles it with grace

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@ClassiestQueen Relationship therapy is like car maintenance, it’s to keep your relationship running smoothly, not to replace the engine.

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@petpigpig Pleeeaase $doodlebug23456

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@human__atm $doodlebug23456

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@ewwww2345 No you’re right

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@theereal_one An everything shower is when you include shaving EVERYTHING