CyrpticMaine

I am a Father, Husband, Son, Marine. I don't speak for anyone. I don't expect anyone to speak for me.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@HaywoodTalcove @ScottBradyPA @WHFraudTF Covid laws specifically opened programs to fraud based on the way they were written. If you have a Covid reason, and you self-attest to that reason, here's your $. The ability to check & verify wasn't in place until '21 & even then, limited.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@DanhausenAD @WWE @TheGarden Most successful man in makeup since @kiss

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

Fans of @DanhausenAD who know how to edit @Wikipedia need to update the 2026 NBA Finals entry to include the #VeryNiceVeryEvil uncursing. @nyknicks

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@mainegop So... After leaving a thumb drive unaccounted for and probably unsecure, they are simply trusting it was not compromised?

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@MichaelCole are you sick? Did you die? Hell freeze over? A vacation day for the Colehausen?

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@nyknicks you will be awarding @DanhausenAD a championship ring. Right?

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@laurel_libby You have zero expectation of privacy while out in public.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@WABI_TV5 Welcome to the People's Socialist Republic of Maine

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@EpochTimes you're missi6all the Chinese-owned grow houses in Maine.

[The Epoch Times @EpochTimes]

🚨 China Owns 277,336 Acres of U.S. Farmland
These land purchases are spread across the country.
Here’s what to know.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@DanhausenAD imagine the human monies you could have if you uncursed the Browns and they won the Bowlhausen.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@JacksonEd7 @DanhausenAD You will be cursed.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@DanhausenAD @wwe should bring back the European Championship and give it to you.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@missmayim did you seriously admit to giving prescription medication (glp-1) to a friend?

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@ProjectFearX way to go Fear Crew!
https://t.co/EZHPrxqpMJ

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

They didn't storm the beach for you to vote for a socialist.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

The Mainers who fought on D-Day to repel the Nazis need to haunt the Mainers who support the Nazi-loving socialist candidate. #DDay #ThankYou #ImSorry

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

You have to believe the victims. @MaineDems @BernieSanders @shennabellows

[The Maine Wire @TheMaineWire]

🚨🚨 NYT: "SEVERAL WOMEN WHO DATED GRAHAM PLATNER RECALL 'UNSETTLING BEHAVIOR"

A two-month investigation, three women have come forward.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

@3315Aviation @CityofBangorME The mid-air refueling is only to distract you from the amphibious invasion across the Penobscot. We have also turned Cianbro's cranes into giant trebuchets.

[CyrpticMaine @CrypticMaine]

I bet @grahamformaine will miss votes. He'll probably be stuck in a port-a-john....

[WABI_TV5 @WABI_TV5]

"Growing up in Aroostook County, I learned the value of hard work, perseverance, and honoring your commitments." — Sen. Susan Collins, after casting her 10,000th consecutive Senate vote without ever missing one.
🔗: https://t.co/6YSR6QrnVf