David H

Scientist, engineer, bookworm, pithy, dog and cat-owned.

"Halfway between the black and gray Is no place for a life to waste away"

[David H @crypticscholar]

@NeolithicSheep Don't tempt me though you would probably never speak to me after being exposed to my so very "special" bio-family (keep in mind that I grew up in rural east texas).

[David H @crypticscholar]

@texaspenguin Wait, WHAT? That is just crazy talk. After trying a food of *any* origin, I might decide it is not for me. But I want to have tried all of the possible things that I never got to try before, how better to expand your world?

[Randy Milholland @choochoobear]

Oh, hey. Today's @PopeyeTweetsk strip! https://t.co/Iava5xjkDT

[Peter is a homosectional 🏳️‍🌈 @texaspenguin]

My goodness, what a talented and beautiful woman.

[David H @crypticscholar]

@GarrettArt So was there any water infiltration?

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Starting next month, Americans can buy hearing aids over the counter – without a prescription or exam. This will lower costs for an estimated 30 million Americans.

[David H @crypticscholar]

@MikeOkuda You used your wife as the model? Oh that is really cool.

[David H @crypticscholar]

@texaspenguin What really blows my mind for that is that 30-something years ago when I was in college and spent a summer working in professional theater, we did a production of The Scottish Play. Macbeth was played by a white actor while Lady Macbeth was played by a black actor. no complaints

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A zombie snail

It's been taken over by a parasite controlling its motor functions & eye stalks, mimicking caterpillars. The parasitic worm wants the snail to be eaten by birds, in whose intestines it will reproduce

[read more: https://t.co/wBnf9NqYMJ]
https://t.co/HoGB1nPmN6

[Julie S, Ph.D. @jaxcarys]

Martha's Vineyard resident with some words

[David H @crypticscholar]

Gosh darn it, I just sprayed coffee everywhere

[David H @crypticscholar]

I know that in any situation, this would be a Bad Idea(TM). But I want to go hug the theropod!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Dino-A-Live is an animatronics exhibition that lets visitors feel like they’ve met a real, living dinosaur. Dino-A-Live shows are most commonly held in Fukui Prefecture and use state-of-the-art animatronics https://t.co/PbIllamWCx

[David H @crypticscholar]

@seananmcguire

[David H @crypticscholar]

@BernieTranders I would be more likely to call you handsome than cute, but that may simply be word choice

[David H @crypticscholar]

@Valkyr101 What? Those delicate little pups are not being carried over to the bed? They are so horribly abused! Those poor, poor babies!

[David H @crypticscholar]

@ToreadorSkarrin @texaspenguin I can totally understand that, when I was about four years old, our neighbor's beagle got into our back yard and attacked me bit me multiple times in the face, until my mother got to it and booted it into next week (the dog had also never had a rabies shot, so I got to get them)

[David H @crypticscholar]

@texaspenguin Been tempted to