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what??? what??

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Being in wyandotte feels so ooky spooky lol. The vibes! Are OFF!

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

whenever someone buys me a little drink from the gas station it’s like getting roses

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Anyone know a tattoo artist they would trust to tat their titties?

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Is it possible to do anything fun when it's over 80 degrees? I'm at a total loss for Saturday? 89???? It's unhumane

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I see a woman in well fitted Dickies and my eyeballs pop right outta my head

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Sundress season sure but more importantly CONSTRUCTION BUTCH SZN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Me n Charlie are in LUV

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@WigPisser The ghoost whisperer....

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@rgiammal If all three it's like $2.5k a month 🤮

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@_barfsimpson Get stoned before and take aspirin after (but not before)! Lots of wawa and snacks :-) bring smt to do like a podcast to listen to or a book to read. Distractions!

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@eiderdowncloud A couple of frozen blueberries 🫐

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@_barfsimpson I've always been intimidated by makeup stuff and the ppl at MAC were always the MOST sweet and the MOST fun!!

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Survived eastern market flower day ✅
Talked shit and made plans with a girly friend ✅
Edibles in my purse ✅
Slathered in sunscreen ✅
Abt to walk the dogs to play some viddy games with our friend ✅
perfect Sunday ✅

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@_barfsimpson It's always the worst grossest man you've ever seen too TELL ME IM WRONG

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Checking my email for the first time in 3 months and seeing a DELUGE of crochet patterns I bought when high 🤪

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The false summit was prettier than the actual one tbh

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@_barfsimpson SCREECH

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@_barfsimpson He
Dug around inside me
Like
Indiana Jones

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@_barfsimpson Mememememmememememememeememmemmememememem

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Nilla loves when I'm on my period she gets the heating pad every night