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(25) Horny cryptid comic nerd 🏳️‍🌈Krakoa was for lovers🔺 MDNI 18+ (pfp by @I3lessings) on comic book hiatus (until someone can convince me its good🙄)

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

A father and his two sons

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@SonOfQayin sup man

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@ccohno can't tell if my audio is working is anyone speaking?

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@SonOfQayin fuck dude! def wanna try sword fighting with u than haha

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And the fullness thereof
-Me talking biblically about that ass

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@CountryBearDad (⊙_⊙;) oh yea?? bet it can't be as worse as what i do with the tv remote in when i was in middle school lmaooo

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@g00n3r6tn Damn lil bro😵‍💫starting to get as big as ur big bro! 😎

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

@chrisssthecrazy Will always be happy when my guy friends get a boyfriend like…that’s queer joy y’all that’s community

[WOR$T BOY IN WA $TATE @cryptid_bro]

Dude same. I am bottoming again after a 5 year hiatus (a series of unfortunate events occurred where I didn’t want anyone near my ass) but issuing toys and the few times I have taken dick this year…y’all I am cravin it 😮‍💨😭

[ImJustHIM @MeatyThrillz]

The way I wanna get fucked rn and ion even bottom 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

“Go ahead and shuffle the papers I’m still technically an ally” 🔥
INSTANT addition to the lexicon

[Michaela @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[june @oomflover64]

born to lick armpits, forced to taste deodorant

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

i hope she feels nothing but pride every time she looks back on this era… she had a vision, she committed to it and it paid off

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

i am a child of divorce.

[Mush - Super Sonic Summer of Scares @MushHog]

Friendly reminder that if you exclude:

- Marvel Cosmic Invasion
- MvC games being re-released
- MUA3 being Switch exclusive
- Fortnite not being a full Marvel game

This is the first time in a decade a majority of players can play as Cyclops in a new Marvel game appearance.

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[angel @unstablekitty7]

meow

[Brandy 🐻🥯🇵🇸 @KinoKumaaa]

it truly is funny watching people find out that it truly is JUST the US that acts weird about having gay characters on screen and that canada did not gaf unless they wanted to sell a show to the US as well

[bigsmooth @yenktaiya]

bottoming.

[ً @TheeePinned]

The fact that this was supposed to be a social critique of generic pop but instead the gays completely missed the point, made Netflix release it and then MADE IT CHART will forever make me laugh 😭