Cryptid Crunch (Podcast)

Finally, a breakfast show for the modern cryptid. You don’t have to be humane if you’re not human. Find us on Stitcher, Podbean, Youtube, & Googleplay Podcasts!

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Episode 2: Night of the Wolf Moon https://t.co/Rn4H0tQIce

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Remember to always follow your dreams, even if that dream is a succubus draining your life force 💤

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@Thought_Hole Cryptid Crunch: The breakfast show for paranormal beasties is returning soon on all listening platforms! We started up in January and look forward to sharing new episodes soon

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Cat: 9 lives
Human: 1 life
This means the average werecat has 5 lives.

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And thus the lost demon set about being the kindest person he could be (lest he never get home.)

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Immorality means you can have your mortal and eat it too 🧛🏻‍♂️

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As a vampire I believe there’s a lot of wisdom in the saying: “All good things must come to an end.”
...Let’s just say you’ve lived a good life 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Absence makes the heart grow hungry

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@beer_dis We were on hiatus while one of our members was sick and another was on an extended trip. Our podcast returns next month!

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Well, the results are in and this unborn child will be receiving baby clothes and dog toys. They better appreciate these offerings

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“If you want something done right, do it yourself.” the gorgon said as she looked out over the sea of stone men and resolved to wine and dine herself 🍷🐍

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Don’t count your birdmen before the birdboys pass their flying test.

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You can lead a centaur to the pub but you can’t make him drink. This is precisely why centaurs are so uptight.

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When the devil comes knocking at your door be sure to tell him the restraining order is still in effect.

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@FlicksXRayed A true innovation!

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Things that are thicker than water:
-blood
-smoothies
Coincidence? I think not

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If one door opens when another shuts it means there’s a ghost that can’t stand to be in the same room as you.

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@wiyht You’re a genius! Both will end up teething, surely! Now the real question is if babies also like dried pigs ears when they’re teething 🤔 or is that just dogs...

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When going to a baby shower for a werewolf does one bring baby toys or dog toys...? Asking for a friend...

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Similar to the previous question but:

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⚠️ATTENTION ⚠️ Cryptid Crunch returns this June🧛🏻‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧜🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️👹 Keep an eye out for your favourite breakfast spooks. More details to follow soon!