local cryptid

bite me.
she/her/they/them

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I just want to be a witch who lives in the forest and has a little herb garden and woodland creature friends and time to read and paint and sing and bake. Instead I live in the city and barely have the energy to dress myself. I hate it here.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras opening up

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

Are sad girl hours allowed before 9pm

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

idk one of my favorite things is being called 'babe' by people I care about

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

Nothing like seeing a lil woodland creature to brighten up my week. Thank you, lil raccoon, for putting your tiny hands on my windowsill and peering in to say hi.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I really just want to be able to live a comfortable life and go to work and see people I love and enjoy little treats but instead I get an extra heaping scoop of responsibility on my shoulders that I genuinely don't think I can handle.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

Told my dad I graduated yesterday. He's not going to remember today. Broke my own heart.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

When I said I didn't feel like being at school yesterday THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

a love language

[madison @madison_tayt]

my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I think it's so funny that the closed captions for spongebob on Amazon prime are sponsored by the US dept of education

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I swear nothing is as flattering as your tattoo artist telling you that they've been thinking about an idea you proposed to them for a year and are excited to tattoo it. s e r o t o n i n

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

They ended up burning them and I could smell that, too

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I have my windows and doors open because it's a lovely evening out, and I can smell that someone in my neighborhood is baking cookies. It smells so damn good.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I have my windows and doors open because it's a lovely evening out, and I can smell that someone in my neighborhood is baking cookies. It smells so damn good.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

Monday nights right before bed are a terribly inconvenient time to be having depressive spirals.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

At least I get to skip the awkward grow out stage with the sides of my head shaved. Gonna pass on looking like a Q-tip again

[Miles Johnston @MilesJohnston]

Been reworking this painting, not finished yet but I like how it's coming along

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

@DavidMantel What.... What.

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

Pretty sure I want my aesthetic to be "grunge vampire that will eat you if provoked"

[local cryptid @cryptidbitxh]

I am a slug, sprinkle salt on me and let me wither and die