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she/her
dad get back inside, I'm just just tryna ball with my Bᵣₒₛ

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

If you're ever bored, I highly recommend joining weird Facebook groups and just seeing what people post. I have found hours of entertainment in this.

Here's some of my favorites
A THREAD

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

yeah its called being a straight woman

[cunter gatherer @presidentsasuke]

i think i should be accepted in to the lbtg community because not only am i willing to date ugly men, i sometimes even prefer them. is there a sexuality for that

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

ok man.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Parents of a Parkland shooting victim tricked an ex-NRA president into speaking to 3,044 empty chairs — representing child gun violence victims who would have graduated in 2021.

David Keene was told it was a rehearsal for a (fictional) high school graduation.

📷: Change the Ref

[André Picard @picardonhealth]

BREAKING: 761 bodies, most of them children, discovered near SK residential school. (more to follow)
https://t.co/snHVkWrD26 via @nytimes

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@gilfluvr Why would you make this a tag?

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Drop their @ s I'll handle it I swear

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Jimmy.... Read a book or something

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@gilfluvr Send me their ats rn. Who the fuck???

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Street urchin Kaz 💓💓💓💓

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke If that's the case then fuck the CDC.

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Dev patel?

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Ninja for VP

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Funding body cameras.
Funding more trainings.
Funding updated use of force guidelines.

All that funding and reform hasn’t stopped the police from killing people or made our communities safer.

The problem is systemic and it requires systemic solutions.

[Dave @david_vonmering]

they paused a vaccine cuz of 6 blood clots, 26 people died to gun violence yesterday... they not pausing gun sales lol

[Diamond Sharp @diamonde]

The video shows what we knew all along. CPD killed a child in cold blood. Abolishment is the only way forward.

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

NO VIDEO IN STORY: Video shows Chicago police shooting 13-year-old Adam Toledo as he raised his hands: https://t.co/qED4pAULGx

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke I guess you're just a y2k bitch

[mal simp 💓 @cryptidfuckr]

@presidentsasuke Exactly mrs. Presidentsasuke