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death to America

parody. non actionable

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@as_a_worker It's cool how every expert says we should be working maybe 6 hours tops and meetings should go no longer than 25 minutes and dudes whose job is podcast think you should be in office 12 hours a day

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Just in: Donald Trump, has died

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is February 23rd, and Donald Trump is your President of the United States.

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@chriswhatch Hey man, sorry. I'll just dump them in the woods next time

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Can your weak wrists even start that thing

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No their religion is incredibly weird and only beat it by scientologists, they should be mocked relentlessly

[Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸 @natemaklocklin]

Not to validate Mormon persecution complex at all, but it’s a little weird how comfortable a huge media company is saying objectively prejudicial stuff about a religion of 15+ million, no?

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@GLFOP Nobody needs you though, stop stealing my tax money with your overtime

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You're a Mormon they told you to go away because they knew you'd try and steal it

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

As a U.S. senator I’ve tried repeatedly to get into Fort Knox

Fort Knox: “You can’t come to Fort Knox.”

Me: “Why?”

Fort Knox: “It’s a military installation.”

Me: “I’m a senator; I go to military bases all the time.”

Fort Knox: “You still can’t come. Because, you can’t.”

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@SenFettermanPA Then why'd you vote to confirm all this you worthless sack of shit?

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@elonmusk You suck and everyone hates you

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@kjaroje Trump's gonna deport you hope it was worth it

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In that when the revolution comes he's gonna get a final basement family reunion. The Bolsheviks were right

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

History repeats itself.

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@elonmusk Shut up you drug addict freak

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@Levi_the_mf_RAT @realrexowens @benshapiro Because AC/DC is dogshit and all modern country is dogshit and Metallica is especially dogshit just the worst

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Get rekt bozo

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@L0m3z Scared?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the modern american mind can't imagine a life where stores are closer to each other and we don't depend on giant chains

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@Urunthewizard @provisionalidea @BorisBartlog Yeah I'm going to trust the tech savvy of a dipshit 4channer with a frog pfp

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Conservatives really falling for the "you will eat the bugs" people

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White Coat Waste Project is an insane, vegan front that cries about alleged animal cruelty, much like PETAc. Their ultimate goal is to stop animal agriculture forcing you to be vegan