alex

“𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?”

[alex @cryptidpng]

obligatory stupid silly snippet of my recent buddie fic now that i’m on twt <333

🔗: https://t.co/97PVqcr8bo

[alex @cryptidpng]

hey also sorry im not very active on here rn i’m going through my annual Need To Die and also currently moving to a new city. Cheers,

[alex @cryptidpng]

yeah yeah this is devastating but as a guy who’s also doing laser tattoo removal i gotta say ….. Comrade 🤝

[Hailey ࿐ྀུ 𖠑 @_118problems]

it’s fading ☹️

[alex @cryptidpng]

?????

[alex @cryptidpng]

she’s fine btw. but yeah don’t go wielding quiet all willy-nilly folks. lesson Learnt

[alex @cryptidpng]

saying the q-word at work is a very real thing. case in point: told my coworker “man today has been pretty quiet. it’s nice” and not thirty minutes later we get a call that one of our other team members was in a car accident. dude

[alex @cryptidpng]

@weteddie i would . in a year or so

[alex @cryptidpng]

idk probably make him my son’s legal guardian in my will

[alex @cryptidpng]

@twoslicetoast who do u romance. no wrong answers

[alex @cryptidpng]

@twoslicetoast when i had my msi GF63 i loved her……. i had like 8gb of ram though so go higher than that bc it would Not have ran bg3

[alex @cryptidpng]

DELTARUNE TWO WEEKS

[alex @cryptidpng]

looking forward to Not feeling bad! whenever that is. more at 11

[alex @cryptidpng]

going through it n being like. man. i wish i felt the way i did back when—oh nvm i wasn’t happy then either. but wait imagine if i was as happy back when i was—oh nvm i Also wasn’t happy back then

[alex @cryptidpng]

@buddienotess #seen

[alex @cryptidpng]

@twoslicetoast

[alex @cryptidpng]

no that’s fine. i wanted to cry tonight. matter of fact, thank you actually

[alex @cryptidpng]

@twoslicetoast egads. the saddest two sentence story ever. for sale: stale bred, never toast

[alex @cryptidpng]

🔗: https://t.co/G6G2uC7e0z

[alex @cryptidpng]

@twoslicetoast

[sooz 🍌 @twoslicetoast]

garlic all the time. intimacy, occasionally

○ #buddie vs. the olive theory 🫒
● didn’t know they were on a date
○ feelings realizations, pining, lots of flirting
● guest starring: Wine Eddie

oneshot, 18k, rated M

🔗: https://t.co/VjUEb3kWyP