Ueban

I am UEBAN

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

I'M JUST A FUCKING IDIOT LIKE YOU!

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

I'M JUST A FUCKING IDIOT LIKE YOU!

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

WTF!? Have you fulfilled my dream?!
Guys, I missed everything! 😂
What was that? I don't understand!
HAS THE UNIVERSE HEARD ME?!
$GOMR

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

I just want to apologize to this universe. I'm sorry.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

I'm so dumb that I couldn't even spell the name of a MEME that I MADE UP myself!

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

B6oxLqLnm75yC8MQo7wHvzpCpBLS4NT5dnsGknzimgYS

It's really a MEME. 😂
some fool on Twitter with zero real followers imagined that he would be able to launch a meme.
I've already figured out how to spend millions! In fact, he sends the money he needs to pay the rent.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

AND TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!
@realDonaldTrump best president
@elonmusk You're a fucking profiteer!
https://t.co/rrh85DUQX3 - This is a casino for poor fools!
THE CASINO ALWAYS WINS!

$gomr - It's just a dumb coin that's worthless.

FUCK YOU. BB.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

Of course, we can see hundreds of such stories. "I just clicked a button," "I just posted a picture," "I just created a memcoin about a squirrel," it seems like it can always happen to someone other than you. $gomr

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

Look, everyone, I'm the idiot who created the $gomr
I've blocked almost all my money there.
B6oxLqLnm75yC8MQo7wHvzpCpBLS4NT5dnsGknzimgYS
And now I will be able to withdraw my money only in a month.
What a stupid thing to do....

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

The coins are blocked by an idiot for 1 month!
Why did I do all this? 😂😂😂

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

https://t.co/Rm3bQMihVu

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

Here is my token СА:
B6oxLqLnm75yC8MQo7wHvzpCpBLS4NT5dnsGknzimgYS
I'm going to block it now.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

I'm almost ready, I need a link that will be placed in the column of the site. THIS TOKEN WILL BE VALUED at $1 per 1 token, in 90 days! understood?

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

BUT FIRST! I'll go and take a good SHIT!

Here's a little clue for you to solve the mystery that will cost a billion dollars! 😁

Memcoins and shit appear in the same place! Guess where?

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

So in the next few minutes I will do the following:
1) I will go to the https://t.co/rrh85DUQX3 and make meme coin
2) I will post a post here in the CA
3) I will lock all my coins for 1 month
4) I will post a confirmation of the lock here (I haven't fully figured it out yet)

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

SO, MY GREAT AUDIENCE! I 've had a lot of mutual subscriptions over the years of my work ! TODAY! THERE WILL BE A GREAT LAUNCH! THE GREAT MOM YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! I have a clear plan of action. And I realize that it's all bullshit. I am very grateful to you anyway! 😆

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

as I understand it, in order for the coin to have any chance of success, I will have to block all my coins, so I will deal with this shit now and come back here with the announcement of the "SUPER COOL MEME OF 2025"
LOL.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

It will be related to the topic of farting. NOT DIRECTLY. indirectly. BUT YOUR FAVORITE WORD IS "FART", of course, but it will be there.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

So anyway, that's the story. I've been in the crypt for a long time, I couldn't make any money. I look at the market, it's falling again. And meme coins don't care about that. They live their stupid lives. Stupid meme coins. So I'm going to try to launch my STUPID meme coin.

[Ueban @cryptoUeban]

ok. I just want to launch a meme coin. And let no one find out about it. Sometimes people can do it. I am now announcing that the CA will appear on my page soon.
Now I'll create a wallet and top it up. God, this is stupid....