cyanide

Software Architect | Traveler
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[cyanide @cryptoWall]

Absolute legend

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

Legend watching legend

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@NdimJesus Ffs, right you are. It’s no longer GD 🤦

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

‘Beauty’ of this world cup with new format, Senegal can still qualify for next round without winning a single match.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

He should keep a pink book, noting people who helped him picking soap in shower.

[Tarek Abdullah @tarek__abdullah]

জেলে বসে ভালোই থ্রেট দিচ্ছে !!

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@maruf52824981 I think it makes things fairer for students in general track. Maybe first few years Madrasa students will struggle, but eventually they will pick up.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

Damn. Hadi fanboys are gonna have hard time solving out of syllabus Higher Mathematics problems.

[Daily Ittefaq @DAILYITTEFAQ]

মাদ্রাসা ও সাধারণ শিক্ষায় অভিন্ন প্রশ্নে পরীক্ষা নেওয়ার ঘোষণা শিক্ষামন্ত্রীর https://t.co/spr0VszPJC

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

Which one is less harmful?

[A] অনলাইন জামাতি ছাগল
[B] আওয়ামী লগি-বৈঠা সৈনিক

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@RudrawXD Pricing % of what?

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

The Bangladeshi JS NCP diaper-diaspora, backed by Turkish money has mastered one thing - frequent switch of accounts and use of VPN.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@RudrawXD Bring in Pakistan, India, and Nepal if you want but that actually strengthens the point. Power prices across South Asia depend on subsidies, income and policy design; and Bangladesh is still not the only country under pressure. The boat has problems, but it’s not unique to BD.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@ItsKaikib এরেকটা লাইভ জামাতি ছাগল পাওয়া গেছে 🥱

[Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4]

We are getting our 7th PM in 10 years.

It’s 30C outside.

And we are playing well in a World Cup.

We have become Italy…

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@RudrawXD and still: BD pays $0.087/kWh after the “devastating” hike. Philippines? $0.206. Thailand? $0.127. Vietnam? $0.078 - on a grid that doesn’t carry a Tk41,000cr subsidy burden. We’re near the bottom of Asian pricing. The boat isn’t sinking.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@RudrawXD Generation cost is Tk12.91/unit. You pay Tk8.50 max (mid slab). Someone covers that Tk4.41 gap, it’s called a Tk41,000cr annual subsidy. Higher slabs paying more is protecting the poor. The lifeline rate wasn’t touched. This is literally how progressive pricing works.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@RudrawXD "South Asia's highest fuel & electricity price hike twice" - waiting to see the claim backed by factual data

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@salah_sxzn @abbasnasir59 Enjoy the sauerkraut

[Luciano García @garcialuciano27]

Tenés la foto de toda tu vida @Jbruno84. La foto con la que cualquier periodista o persona sueña. Te envidio hermano.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

We are not even done with group stage

[Roy Nemer @RoyNemer]

Lionel Messi has 5 goals at this World Cup.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

There’s extraordinary stuff going on in Albania at the moment. Corporate media barely covering this. Funny that.
Check it out.

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

Enjoy while you can #MESSI

[cyanide @cryptoWall]

@mitu1_tusker this