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[🇨🇳 Guo Shen 郭深 @GuoShenCN7]

A big Crypto pump is coming. GET READY 🚀

[Leviathan @TechLeviathan]

IRAN JUST BECAME THE BIGGEST BITCOIN BUYER ON EARTH

Iran charges $2M in Bitcoin per ship to cross Hormuz

At $72,000 per $BTC, each ship = 27.7 BTC

~130 ships cross daily

For context:

Miners produce 450 $BTC/day
Iran earns 3,601 $BTC/day

That's 8x the entire daily mining supply

MicroStrategy took 4 years to stack 500K $BTC

Iran could do it in 5 months... with a toll booth

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Time to silence the ₿ears. $BTC

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/SELVmAz9WA

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

L2s have crossed $1T in swap volume on the Uniswap Protocol

Pink acceleration

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

15 YEARS OF HISTORY TELL US BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC 🚀

[Crypto Fergani @cryptofergani]

Michael Saylor: If Microstrategy accumulates 5% of all Bitcoin, $BTC could hit $1,000,000.

At 7%, the model implies $10,000,000 per Bitcoin.

Absolute insane numbers. 🔥

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 3,015 BTC for ~$204.1 million at ~$67,700 per bitcoin. As of 3/1/2026, we hodl 720,737 $BTC acquired for ~$54.77 billion at ~$75,985 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/rqDIhlUDNx

[Lark Davis @LarkDavis]

Imagine waking up and your life savings are worth nothing. War is coming. You need to leave NOW.

Banks are closed. Internet is down. ATMs capped at $1.83 a day.

You have a house. You can't sell it in time. You have a car. You can't take it with you.

All you have is the cash in your pocket and maybe some jewelry.

That's Iran right now. 1 million rials to buy 20 bucks, probably less by the time you are reading this.

Now imagine you had Bitcoin instead. No bank. No border. No government can touch it. Just a hard wallet in your pocket and enough to survive anywhere in the world.

Most people will read this and scroll on. Some are living it right now.

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

BREAKING: TOM LEE JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC:

BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BOTTOM IS IN

“THEY HAVE ALREADY BOTTOMED.”

ACCORDING TO HIM,
WE’RE ABOUT TO GO HIGHER.

HERE WE GO 🚀

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

No one is talking about this.

Bitcoin dropped 15% in February and closed its 5th consecutive red monthly candle, the second time in history.

The first time we saw 6 consecutive red candles was in 2018–2019. After that, Bitcoin printed 5 consecutive green candles and pumped 308% from $3400 to $14,000.

If history repeats, BTC is close to a bottom after five red months, and we could see a massive reversal in the coming months.

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

TOM LEE JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BOTTOM IS IN AND ITS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC NOW 🚀

HERE WE GO

[Ben Simpson @bensimpsonau]

Over $2 trillion wiped from crypto markets.
The second largest selloff in history.
50% down from peak prices.

Retail is panic selling. Institutions are doing the exact opposite.

BlackRock just made its first direct move into DeFi. JPMorgan, Visa, PayPal, American Express all expanding crypto teams right now.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

COINBASE CEO SAID LIVE ON FOX:

BIG BANKS ARE WORKING BEHIND THE SCENES TO BLOCK THE PRESIDENT’S PRO-CRYPTO AGENDA.

THEY WANT TO SLOW DOWN ADOPTION.

THEY WANT TO CONTROL THE SYSTEM.

THEY WANT TO STOP CRYPTO.

THE FIGHT IS REAL

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

BITCOIN IS GOING TO $230,000 SOON 🚀

[Crypto Baker @crypto_baker]

@rektcapital History has change my friend, strap on in for a wild 26 Q1 🎉