CryptoNoodle 🍜

[blue @bluewmist]

Being in someone's home feels so intimate it's like wow these are your possessions I'm in a little museum of your life, a material manifestation of your biography, it's the scent I always smell on you, it's your cutlery, books, shoes, and other traces of your monastic habits

[Mary Harrington @moveincircles]

I have a feeling 2026 is going to be a marquee year for WTF headlines. Time to start an intermittent thread.

First up: Birds Aren’t Real is real

[Raphael Barberi📷 @itsrapha83]

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

I'll buy 100% guaranteed

1) Trump steps back/Gets impeached/Removed/Dies
2) BTC goes to $40k - I think that's hilariously cheap
3) Epstein perpetrators get revealed/leaked and people associated get charged

Until then I'll play it day by day and just go off of gut feeling

[Keyboard Monkey -KBM- @KeyboardMonkey3]

There is still time.

Btc is going to $45k
Eth is going sub $1k
Sol is going sub $50

Don’t get run over, just be smart and patient.

[:p @UnkleDell]

you got your life together if you going on vacation in january

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

last thing a deepseek engineer sees before leaking company secrets

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty

87 tours with 0 combat deployments

[winata ウィナタ @mutiahahah]

what a privilege 🩷 i love being employed 🩷

[CryptoNoodle 🍜 @crypto_noodle]

@SorcererTrading Hi

[⟠Palis⟠🐍 @palis]

Imagine you’re on a plane and guy next to you busts out a 3 foot tall PC monitor and straps on his keypad kneepads

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

the realest UpOnly clip ever

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

Ok, I looked into this because sometimes claims that "China invents Y" can be somewhat exaggerated. But this is real, and completely insane.

This technology called "Bone 02" (inspired by the well-known "502 glue" in China) has been developed for the past 9 years by a team of orthopedic surgeons in Zhejiang province. The team leads are Professor Fan Shunwu (范顺武, Director of the Orthopedics Department at Zhejiang University) and Lin Xianfeng (https://t.co/IERBHn5xPa).

It's inspired by oysters because the researchers noticed their extraordinary ability to firmly attach themselves in harsh underwater environment by secreting a special adhesive known as bio-cement, which creates a strong chemical interaction with surfaces and hardens quickly.

The properties of the glue are almost miraculous (sources: https://t.co/Lw5PYmPKeN and https://t.co/16Dxe8TXFZ):
- Nearly instant adhesion in blood-soaked wet physiological environments (it just takes 2-3 minutes)
- Extremely strong adhesive properties (bonding tensile force of over 400 pounds - over 181 kg)
- Complete biodegradability that naturally absorbs after about 6 months as the bone heals (no need for secondary surgery previously required in conventional treatments)
- Vast reduction of infection risks related to the traditional metal plates and screws normally needed for bone surgery
- Minimally invasive and rapid surgery since you just need a small opening large enough to apply the glue (as opposed to a complex surgery attaching metal fixations)

This glue could be especially useful for fractures with small bone fragments which are very difficult to fix with metal plates and screws.

The glue has already undergone a proper "prospective, multicenter, blinded, randomized, parallel-controlled, non-inferiority clinical trial" with over 150 patients (https://t.co/4dy4hsPxD0). They've announced positive results - the glue "achieved seamless bonding of all fracture fragments" - and will soon publish the peer-reviewed paper in an orthopedics journal detailing full trial data.

They've launched a company for the product called 源囊生物 (Yuannang Bio) which just raised 2 weeks ago RMB100 million in Series A financing (https://t.co/XrBZAa2Gx0).

[Samuel Hughes @SCP_Hughes]

The King endured decades of mockery and vitriol for building a mixed use, walkable, vernacular urban quarter at Poundbury. Now the Government says that Poundbury will be the model for next generation of new towns. Quite a vindication!

[Loma @LomahCrypto]

I'll buy as much XPL as you have, right now, at $1.50.

Sell me all you want.

Then go fuck off.

[CryptoNoodle 🍜 @crypto_noodle]

@CalltoActivism @ryangrim

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

seeing your friends achieve things they’ve spoken about >>>>>

[Maile @MaileOnX]

Be kind. Many people left a cult today and began deprogramming for the first time.

[CryptoNoodle 🍜 @crypto_noodle]

@Conflict_Radar @grok link me the source