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Buy high, sell low, pay fees 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@coinyeezy Most of the people on CT definitely have more followers than money.

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@cryptospaced Once upon a time, when crypto apps in the AppStore were at #1 (Coinbase)... it was time to sell everything 😅

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@CryptoHayes >911
>”I just got liquidated at BitMEX, I think I’m having a heart attack”
“No problem, sir, the ambulance is already on the way”

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@crypto_blkbeard $XMR, of course.
And all the CryptoNote related coins, like $XHV for a Swiss bank account in your pocket and $XTL for the potential adoption of millions of unbanked people real mining with any device and other features, it also has one of the best and most underrated team around.

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@CryptoShillNye 2020

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@VentureCoinist Maybe it wasn’t so “random”. 😏

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@crypto_birb Birb, you're a better trader than this, c'mon...
I really can't stand traders making prediction like they're fucking fortune tellers.
We're barely at the left shoulder that could be anything and nothing and you're already calling a invers h&s....

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@Crypto_Bitlord Someone looking for a greater fool. 😅

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@Crypto_Bitlord Everything is a lie. 🤯

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@venuquant @misir_mahmudov You can fork as much as you want but if it’s not going to be mass adopted is just worthless 0 and 1.

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@Crypto_Bitlord The problem is that most people only saw BTC going from $10k to $20k and only down from there. that’s why they think is going to 0. 😅

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@Crypto_Bitlord Well, HODL is the dumbest crypto meme but at these prices with some alts to an ATL, I wouldn't recommend to sell. Even in these months alts jumped up 50-400% out of nowhere, if the project are still alive and devs didn't exit scam completely, they can try to cut the losses.

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@Bakkt Market manipulation at its finest.
Congrats @Bakkt, you haven’t launched yet but you already learned how cryptos work. 🙄

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@BrokerCrypto @TheCryptoMonk 1400 Yen ($12) maybe.

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@cryptunez I feel more like mom’s spaghetti, but whatever 😂

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@CryptoChoe Anyone not playing it? 😏

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@CryptoVerso Now you can try to put it in the oven. 😂

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@CrypticxCrypto Getting paid to poop at work is good tier Getting paid to check crypto prices at work is top tier
Getting paid to shitpost about crypto memes on Twitter at work is god tier

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@Crypto_Bitlord HODL in a bull run it could even make sense.
The price just goes up by itself and you believe you're a genius trader just for doing nothing.
But HODL in a bear market is between self-harm and autism.

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@ProfFathead >claim to be Satoshi
>care if he lose some worthless cheap fake coin fork competition