sleazy pancakes

Crypto/macro/gaybro; mostly doomer nonsense, unfiltered sleaze, and coke-fueled 3am cryptic shitposts. Not to be taken seriously like 25% of the time.

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@b05crypto @CBSEveningNews How’s that boot taste? 🫠

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@BehizyTweets ChatGPT gets it.

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@ThatNelsonAiGuy @Geiger_Capital @saylor Exactly. There is literally no bigger honeypot in the world ripe for the taking. If it was that easily possible, Bitcoin would be zero right now. NTM any available advanced quantum computing would likely be incorporated into Bitcoin’s security well before anyone had a chance.

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Now we try and hunt for similar-looking setups.

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Some thoughts on this $PEPE pump... Volume can be useful as a narrative indicator, often picking up before price really moves (early accumulation by smart boyz). If volume rises while price crabs or grinds up this can signal a "whisper" campaign starting to spread.

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I, sadly, missed this move, but this is why we analyze and try to figure out whyz lol. Another strong sign was that tight compression pattern after breaking the triangle, which broke up and grinded higher on steadily increasing volume. Beautiful setup - a no brainer.

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

This kid rugged a coin for $30k

They doxed him and found his school

And sent the coin $QUANT to $35M market cap so his original coins would have been worth over $1M 😳

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Whether $BTC moves higher or lower here, my plan doesn’t change: let it get the volatility out of its system. We wildly overextended, a massive pullback is coming; we know this. So let it come! Then snag alts at bloodbath prices while BTC consolidates after the hemorrhaging. 🤓

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LTF H&S on $BTC invalidated. Price bounced off the 88-89k block to form a fresh high with healthy volume. Had a brief bearish divergence in volume, which has now been voided as well. Couple this with a new ATH, and bullish daily close - this is PRIMED for higher. #BTCto100k 🚀

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Yeooo wus happenin'? Zappa is back in action bb! The market's been whispering to me. Lookin for a potential short setup on $BTC.

Daily: SFP + another LH

4H: H&S official, volume declining

A break of neckline (esp after this lil bounce) would signal confirmation. Targeting 82k.

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$ETH BTC pair really tying everything together here. Sitting on major historical support that has acted as a springboard in the past. Volume uptick at these lows could signal accumulation. If $BTC corrects and stabilizes, a bounce here could spark an alt rally.

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Given the H&S setup on $BTC, we will want to let that play out before considering any alt positions. A swift drop to 82k would trigger risk-off. But if dominance stays below 60.33% and 82k holds and crabs sideways = go time for alts. Bring it on bb! 😎

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Keeping a close eye on $BTC dominance. Want to see a daily close below 60.33%. 4H EMAs already in sharp decline and shaping up for a bear cross.

Watch $ETH and top alts for strength here. Consolidation or slow bleed on BTC will set the stage for capital to flow into alts. :)

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@KamalaHarris One has to ask: What does this tweet do to further anything for society? What actual problems plaguing real Americans is it trying to address? You focus on petty politics and then wonder why more than half the country sees you as a vapid robot.

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@JCB88850464 WOW LOL the sheer ignorance! I mean seriously... can't those MAGAs see it clearly says, "This is false"? And from an "authoritative GOVERNMENT source"?? Like "awww you need an eXpLaNaTiOn"? Lmfao and question "authority"? Only criminals do that! Who you think you are? Galileo? 🤣

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@JTLonsdale @elonmusk What’s racist is the fact that lower-income/black communities don’t have free, easy access to valid government IDs. If the govt simply supplied every valid citizen with free ID, suddenly there would be nothing racist about it. Rs need to find a better way to frame this.

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@DiscountGosling Okay see ya inna few. 🤣

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@NukalaSangeeta @BGatesIsaPyscho No denying that she is ready for that shit. She is 100% unphased. Almost makes you uneasy just watching it; there’s an eeriness about how out of place she looks in the crowd. She literally looks like a textbook covert agent … real covert, traitor lol.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Bro you gotta love the internet for actually catching shit like this. If this really is true, than that’s some insane sleuthing goin on, maybe AI? I’ve been telling people to expect some real pre-election craziness. This assassination attempt is just the start.

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Easiest way to explain the idea of an #AI context window: imagine talking to someone who persistently has amnesia to everything you said 75,000 words ago. 🤣