kanzai

developer by day, meme coin hunter by night ~ just documenting my crypto journey NFA kek! $ASTER $ASTEROID

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$shib got $3 million volume now on uniswap, next $doge 🚀🚀🚀

[kid @b___ane]

They add the asteroid plush back on the site today with 2 key changes from the last time they released it.

1. The link this time literally ends in 'spacex-asteroid-mascot' instead of 'polaris-dawn-zero-gravity-indicator'

2. The tag has been redesigned to feature a digitized version of asteroid holding a flag with the logo instead of @PolarisProgram branding.

Chances are we're gonna start seeing this new digitized mascot logo showing up on more and more promotional assets in the coming weeks and months.

https://t.co/jdJ6SvT8Pt

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

still holding my $ELIEN moonbag. once alien meta comes back, feels like $ALIENS could run alongside it. bought the dip here, this gotta be the bottom-bottom eh?

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

bagging $SPCX on dips ⌛️

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ELIEN nearly 7x. if you caught the bottom at 250k mcap about 1-2 days ago, that's already 10x

an elon tweet and this would be another 10x. he seems to be so quiet tho, is he hiding something & is really an alien? kek

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ELIEN more than 2x'ed from here, back at $1 milly kek

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$VITALIEN bought this at $150k mcap, then watched it nuke to $6k mcap 😆 now it's moving again with the alien hype. high risk but let's see if it can run back to $100k+

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ELIEN more than 2x'ed from here, back at $1 milly kek

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$elien capitulation happening, buying more. zero or hero kek

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$elien capitulation happening, buying more. zero or hero kek

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

@Inosuke_SOL 👋

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

narratives aren’t on-chain. the blockchain only records facts: name, contract, deploy history. so if a token named $ASTEROID existed earlier, that’s objectively verifiable and already challenges your OG claim on-chain.

if you want to argue narrative instead, then be consistent. 044 may be earlier by minutes, but 126 had visible community activity months ago (e.g. St. Jude donations), while 044 only got pushed days ago off 126’s run.

so either you go by on-chain facts or narrative. but mixing both selectively is where the argument falls apart.

[Sir Nelson @Crypto_Diet]

When you make $1M in crypto this SuperCycle, things you should do:

1.⁠ ⁠Go full-time. $100k to Pursue your Dreams, Goals and Businesses. No 9-5. No bosses.

2.⁠ ⁠Tell nobody. Shut your mouth. Zip it. Lock it and throw away the keys.

3.⁠ ⁠Move somewhere with low taxes. High income , low tax region. Effective Security.

4.⁠ ⁠Don't be greedy to trade new memecoins. You might get rugged big time.

5.⁠ ⁠$400k stables yielding 7-9%. Never touch it. Bills covered (~$36k/year).

6.⁠ ⁠$200k in BTC during the massive bear season. Cold storage. Generational hold.

7.⁠ ⁠$100k (10%) into ZEC, XRP, XMR. Privacy is inevitable.

8.⁠ ⁠$50k into AI projects because AI is the future.

9.⁠ ⁠$50k in stables, ready to buy dips in great utility tokens.

10. $50k in a Money Market Fund (MMF) at 15% annually. Safe, liquid, boring money.
Annual return: $7,500
Monthly income: ≈ $625

11. $50k savings.

I have watched people make millions and lose it all. The goal is not to get rich but rather to stay rich long enough for the thesis to play out.

Are you learning?

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ELIEN bought based on gut-feel kek
may run with asteroid, spacex hype

[展展 Jhan @jhaninvest]

In 2024, we donated 2.1 billion $ASTEROID tokens to @StJude. Two years later, these tokens reached a peak value of $1 million USD.

The main reason for the donation was that Liv herself hoped the revenue from Asteroid dolls could help children with cancer. Inspired by @VitalikButerin, the community also decided to donate the tokens directly to St. Jude.

Vitalik once said, “I truly prefer if you guys send to charity directly. I think the best thing for memecoins is if they can be maximally positive-sum for the world.” ASTEROID is doing exactly that right now.

At the time, we contacted @sometimesMarc, St. Jude’s crypto donation lead. They were already aware that the community had been donating to them. They responded enthusiastically, followed us, and kept up with our updates.

Today, we noticed that the St. Jude wallet has started converting the tokens into ETH. We’re truly grateful that they are putting this donation to good use.

I believe they will soon issue a thank-you statement. This marks the first time a memecoin has genuinely delivered real-world charity impact.

The St. Jude address still holds around 300 million tokens and has already realized nearly $600,000 USD in donations. We sincerely thank @StJude and @Asteroidcto for making this meaningful act of kindness happen together.

We hope @rebeccaperrotto (Liv’s mom) can feel happy about this. It’s a wonderful success.

Thank you to everyone who followed this story and helped make it happen. Kids should live in a world where cancer does not exist 🙏

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ASTEROID here we go again… pvp season just like NEIRO days 🔨

i'm heavy in the $100m runner, but no harm bagging the other 2 "OG" claims just in case kek

check at https://t.co/Px1C50doQG

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

...and the next DOGE, SHIB, FLOKI is born.

$ASTEROID just made it all back.
that's why you don't quit, all it takes is one good solid trade.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Chesschick01 ❤️

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ASTEROID

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@glennbeck @rebeccaperrotto No

Yes

Yes

Your Name

Yes, a several times. Kyoto. teamLab.

Yes

Yes

Ok 😀

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

CLAWNCH bounced back to $17m after the dip at $3m - a clean 5x plus for those who got conviction. patience..

[kanzai @cryptoanzai]

$ANTIHUNTER now $1.8m. it keeps dipping, so i just keep buying kek. same set up as CLAWNCH last time which ran to $40m ATH and nuked back to $3m. this one will bounce too when sentiment flips 🍿