Crypto Bob

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

Just asked a customer where his accent was from. It was a speech impediment 👌🏻

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[New York Giants @Giants]

Ready for Odell’s return 😤

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

Flat Earthers realizing they’re the only group of conspiracy theorists that are wrong in 2026.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

Every Republican supporting this war must ask themselves: if Harris declared it, would they still support it? Every Democrat must ask themselves: if Harris declared it, would they still oppose it? Party loyalty aside, ask yourself: is the war constitutional, and is it just?

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

@realDonaldTrump

[Bark @barkmeta]

Jane Street was running an algorithm that dumped Bitcoin every single morning at 10am. Every day. For months. Crashing the price. Liquidating retail. Buying back lower. Rinse and repeat.

The second they got sued it stopped. The 10am dump disappeared. Now Bitcoin just had the best day in months.

One trading firm... That’s all it took to suppress the entire crypto market for months.

Now ask yourself how much of the crypto price action is even real. How many people panic sold because the charts look terrible. How many people got liquidated. How many billions were taken from regular people by a single trading desk.

And this is just the first one to get caught so far… it’s about to get VERY interesting.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

MIDNIGHT

[Rezolve Ai @RezolveAi]

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[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

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[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@lowkey_6614 You live in the Netherlands your country doesn’t matter

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

$RZLV back above $3 today! Momentum’s picking up after that dilution gut punch. Still playing it cautious though with the FOMC tomorrow could shake things up big time, plus all the macro noise. Watching yields and that tariff ruling close. Long-term, the story’s still solid 💎🙌🏻

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@joshuamenard Not too shabby at all 😅 FOMC tomorrow could be volatile but if we hold above 3$ I could see it having some big moves in the near future 👀

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

$RZLV just closed a $250M OVERSUBSCRIBED raise in capital - demand > supply, institutions are fighting to pile in! Backed by returning institutional investors acquiring more and new long term whales. This cash is rocket fuel for 350M+ 2026 rev and & 500m+ ARR. 💎🙌🏻

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@joshuamenard Unfortunate with the timing of the dilution but the company still has great numbers and execution, can’t tell you exactly how low we can go rn with macro events taking place currently but I’m still a believer. I’m starting to get more buys in around 3$ currently tho!

[Sykodelic 🔪 @Sykodelic_]

This is exactly why the majority lose everything.

Let me attempt to articulate this to you as best as I can.

Right now we have:
- BTC/GOLD clean 5 wave up and ABC down
- 2nd lowest 1W RSI reading ever
- Record low 1W MACD reading

Every single time the RSI has approached any level near this it has been a total bottom. As bottom as it can get.

So, we currently have an on record level pullback here, whilst also having:

- People acting like this has never happened before(which happens at every low)
- Insane amounts of Grave dancing from euphoric metals holders
- Deeply negative Bitcoin and Crypto sentiment(it is literally everywhere).

And this is what we see throughout history time and time again at HTF bottoms.

But here are the logical facts.

The best time to buy an asset is when it is massively oversold, in this case, against GOLD.

When sentiment is disgusting at the same time as these record lows, it is a highest beta buy signal.

When investors grave dance it is because an asset they are holding is massively up and it provides them an environment they feel comfortable to attack from.

The objective fact here is that GOLD is very close to topping and Bitcoin is very close to bottoming.

No matter what, every time, without fail, sentiment will be in the gutter... and all you will see on your feed is how GOLD is the chosen one and Bitcoin is dead.

And uneducated and emotional investors will be utterly mentally screwed by this environment.... which leads to bottom nuking Crypto to top buy metals.

This is literally why people bottom sell and fomo top buy, happening right in front of us.

When it is the absolute worst decision you could make.

You have to learn and understand that whenever an asset is underperforming you will ALWAYS have to deal with fears circulating about it.

"Bitcoin is dead"... "Bitcoin had failed".... "ETFs ruined it"... "Alts are dead forever"

When they are at the most valuable areas to buy.

That is just the way it is and that is why it is so hard for the majority to win... because you HAVE to rise above that.

You have to learn to recognise deep fear and great opportunity.

This is not something most can see or will ever see... most are bamboozled by the emotions of the moment and will make the total opposite decision they should.

If you feel the need to comment how I am wrong about this and its over...

Maybe take a moment to observe why you are saying that, and read this again.

It doesn't get much clearer.

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@sunxliao You’re missing $Rzlv 👀

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@WaltCapell I’m sure that has to be a good % of it ya. I also believe an accusations is on the horizon, in the past this has lead to more selling but that was due to debt obligations I think this time around depending on the company could be a big catalyst for the next leg up!

[Crypto Bob @cryptobob421]

@IBHenryJ $Rzlv Feel like this move was an overreaction for sure. Between tariffs and the press release weak hands were shaken out. Onwards and upwards 📈📈