chugsdao.eth ꓽꓽ)

Own a patch that will take me to Mars, some spaghetti, and a super dank nug. I also like to smile.

[Darth Hendrick @DarthHendrick]

If they keep showing that Asian girl celebrating, I'm gonna have to hit the Massage parlor tomorrow #DALvsLAC

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

When I enter Hooters after a long and strenuous foursome with the boys at the country club, patrons and staff stop what they are doing and welcome me with loud cheers of admiration.

This also happens at Publix, the butcher, gym, and pretty much everywhere I go.

The life of an alpha male is not a very private life, but it's a good life. I'll take it.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Between these two is the entire scope of human knowledge

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

I mean Jon Heyman has to go to jail now

[Harry Mac @bbharrymac]

Throw it from the rubber you dusty old coward

[Lloyd Frontera @JustinTarnation]

Niggas made a list of broke niggas lmao

[chugsdao.eth ꓽꓽ) @cryptochugs]

@eduardomuppet @Jake_cowen12 @BaileyCarlin Yo Eddie relax bro

[田中将大🦂/MASAHIRO TANAKA @t_masahiro18]

@TalkinJake I want the Yankees to win the World Series.

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

Don't know why I made this

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Let’s please stop this silly, made-up debate. Aaron Judge is the AL MVP.

[chugsdao.eth ꓽꓽ) @cryptochugs]

@kenzietuff This the most low T headline I’ve ever seen

[New Jersey @NJGov]

they’re a 10 but don’t know tomorrow is #NationalNewJerseyDay 😬

[New Jersey @NJGov]

my toxic trait is thinking today is all about me. oh wait, it is. #NationalNewJerseyDay

[litquidity @litcapital]

When you aggressively blacked out at some sketchy Lower East Side bar, crushed McDonald’s at 4am, and somehow made it to your 9am meeting on time

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

I feel like a pussy every time I wash my hands after I pee in my own bathroom.

[kush @kushxbt]

@briann6211 MonsterBuds: bud smoking / breeding gamification, their own marketplace, pfp maker, 4/20 festival in LA, nationwide partnerships, discounts on weed products / delivery services, free access to a number of NFT analytics software and tools, p2e game, list goes on @MonsterBudsNFT

[Jose Trevino @HipHipJose5]

If I send you “⬅️📰🗞➡️” it means start spreading the news. @Yankees

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Wowww…