Crypto Cow

Cow goes moo
Crypto goes moon

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

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[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@CroissantEth you literally just killed the coinbase appstore ranking bot

[Stakewithus @stakewithus]

1/ Launch of ETH staking and 5 years of staking excellence with https://t.co/GpKMFhZrVC

Today, alongside the 5th year anniversary👑of https://t.co/GpKMFhZrVC, we are excited to announce the soft launch of our native ETH staking product: https://t.co/ILTbzTJuEb

- Fully non-custodial
- Stake tranches of 32 ETH
- Max Profit MEV-Boost Relays
- Competitive fees 5% ~ 7% (0% CL, 25% EL)
- Cool dashboard to track validators
- ~2k ETH bootstrapped internally to show skin in the game

To date, we service >30k+ unique stakers across >20+ protocols, securing >200m+ USD of staked assets.

Stake with us (literally) via https://t.co/Ef0gV7LHCJ @unagiidotcom!

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@FatManTerra Follow for buy signal versus follow for sell signal

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan I once sent 10 ETH to the wrong contract

RIP my monies

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@CL207 I remember ETH at 3 digits, and BTC at 4...

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@astro__magic @cobie They should have misclicked directly into my wallet, i'd have returned them 10k ETH extra, pinky promise

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@KeyboardMonkey3 Your first crypto winter?

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan Before I execute a difficult decision I make sure to go to nhen, the clarity post activity truly brings you an inner peace can nothing can replace

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@AlgodTrading Bro I used to look up to you and now you're broken cause of one mistake, come on man you're better than this

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan Thanks to G I have mastered the art of Cockroach and survived yet another brutal crypto explosion with minimal damage

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan Is cai png with fish considered luxury good?

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan G being serious, shits getting real

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan I'm betting on whatever G is betting so he can't make fun of me on twitter when I lose all my money

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan @BrightAvian During bear you'll get too bored and start posting hentai, it's historically proven

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@sassal0x Stop giving useful advice on twitter ser

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@BrightAvian @DegenSpartan G posting hentai is no.1 bear signal

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@sassal0x @DegenSpartan Don't you know, death spirals stop after the first 90%. There's no way something can go to zero right?

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@theDESK9 @DegenSpartan UST was fundamentally unsound - all crypto should be designed to be robust against attacks. Iron Finance, ESD/DSD are all examples of why UST was flawed, CT just chose to ignore prior evidence and ape

[Crypto Cow @cryptocowruns]

@DegenSpartan Thanks to G senpai I am now a cockroach