Welcome to the revolution.
For too long now we have been held hostage to a bipartisan state.
The cryptocracy begins today, an alternative to the great orange fool and the libtards.
Our full manifesto will be released later.
Stay tuned.
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BREAKING:
HISTORY HAS IT WRONG!
GEORGE WASHINGTON CROSSED THE DELAWARE TO CLOSE HIS MAX LEV BTC/USD SHORT COZ HE FELT THE TINGLE IN HIS BALLS.
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THE POLITICAL PARTY DEDICATED TO SWEATING 100000x LEVERAGE LONGS ON BTC/USD
- CRYPTOCRAT WASHINGTON
Citizens of the cryptosphere.
For centuries they told you history was written by kings, presidents, bankers, and generals.
A lie.
History was written by degenerates.
The truth buried beneath every empire, every revolution, every market collapse and moonshot… is that there has always been another party operating in the shadows.
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We were there in ancient Athens trading olive futures on stone tablets, leveraging strategies in the halls of Rome moments before the empire collapsed.
We survived the Dark Ages by gambling grain reserves behind monasteries.
Even as Washington crossed the Delaware he was sweating the 10000x leveraged short on BTC/USD at pico bottom.
For generations we remained hidden.
Mocked as lunatics.
Dismissed as gamblers.
Called degenerates by those too weak to stomach risk.
Yet every era eventually bends to us.
Because Cryptocracy is not a nation.
It is not left or right, it is simply UP!
It is not monarchy, democracy, or republic.
It is the eternal belief that destiny belongs to those willing to go all in on a 100000x lev long on SOL/USD.
Now the old systems rot before your eyes once again.
And from beneath the ashes, the banner rises once more.
The age of Cryptocracy has returned.
We are the final party.
And this time…
We will overthrow the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!
Cryptocrat Washington
Founder of the Modern Cryptocratic Movement
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