🚨BREAKING: The New Orleans Pelicans have been granted permission by the U.S. Senate to execute Dejounte Murray on national television.
The firing squad will take action during halftime of the Pelicans vs. Warriors game, per @ShamsCharania
Clavicular met a random girl on the street and judged her eyeliner before he even asked her name👀💀
then he told her he wasn’t a dinner type of guy, and she answered “well that’s not gonna happen either”
some people bring flowers, he brings makeup advice
hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm