Albert Crypto

Learning to play in crypto. Let's experiment, not financial advice 🇪🇸🇬🇧 TG:

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@Surf_Liquid Great! Sounds great really, understood!

How Surf get earns? Spread from yields or picks up yields rewards?

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@PastanagaCrypto @nokycdao @ether_fi Si, hay muchas apps que no aceptan tarjetas virtuales/pre-pagadas.

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@Alfremartinezz El #Barcelona parece un equipo #chavista. Un malgasto de plata, chanchuyos, las cosas a media y al límite. 🚨🫥

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

$STBL 🤡

[The Gem Miner 💎 ⛏ @GemMinerXBT]

This market dump sucks, for all coins, but some beautiful setups have formed. $STBL here with a perfect wedge + double bottom 📈

Don't let the marketmakers steal your coins. These setups will get sent by the MM soon ✍️🏻

Obvious target, but I'm holding this 1 for much longer

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

$STBL looks like the next #Cardano, full hype by a former high level project founder meh

[DeFi PANDA 🐼 @DeFi_Paanda]

$XPL @Plasma, many KOLtard was shilling this above 1$, like it's future of finance here we go future of finance is down -90%, I aped here for few Xs, , @Plasma send it back or $avici will Reached 500millie.

$STBL @stbl_official another KOLtard shill it's in good discount as well, they were shilling the top like @Reeve_Collins ex tether founder is co founder of stbl so you are fading developer whose ex project reached 170Billion, December looks bullish for $STBL but the same KOLtard shilling "you are owning a bank" rn.

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@ORamosBets Dime algo que no sepa

[Booster @theboosterbot]

When you been in the trenches all year and can’t hit a single W

[Eternal Sammie @eternal_sammie]

“We’re sorry for making it too easy to spend your crypto.”

That one sentence sent a token flying 85% in a single day.

So what’s behind the hype?

Here’s how @AviciMoney is letting people live fully on-chain, without banks, and in complete control of their money.

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

Bye bye stable app... 🕊️

[Aave @aave]

Introducing Aave App, a smarter way to save.

[Skely @123skely]

> Hold Algo-Stable backed by large trading firm Jump.

>it goes to 0$

>Run Delta neutral strategy to "safely" collect funding.

> Get ADL'd. Lose all your Money.

>Run low Leverage long on decentralized perps exchange to be “safe”.

>Scam Wick. Get liquidated.

>Hold stables in trusted 2021 defi project.

>It gets hacked.

> Send funds to centralized exchange.

> Exchange goes bankrupt. Money gone.

> Make money on new centralized exchange.

> Exchange freezes then steals the funds.

> Try to claim airdrop.

> Get drained.

>Put funds on Hardware wallet.

>Lose seed phrase. Money gone.

>Trade on phone.

>Sim swapped.

Hmm I wonder why people say making money in crypto is hard?!?

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@earthshuman4 @Luke_Chadwick15 @gemhunter2_0 @stbl_official Is too low to shake it..

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@earthshuman4 @Luke_Chadwick15 @gemhunter2_0 @stbl_official So naive bro… is crypto

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

$STBL is bullshit! Write my words ✍🏾

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@leshka_eth I thought it was $stbl

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@DeFi_Paanda @ZeroX_Jofrahh @stbl_official @Reeve_Collins Bonus? Haha… shitshow coin

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@danielesesta Why go to save a dead tree when you can move to something even better than Sonic…
You don’t think you only dream with be a hero?

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

@jeremyparkeraim Not now, maybe then wintermute suck all the supply

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

The majority of traders have been posting charts like this on $STBL and no... it's not going to happen.

[Albert Crypto @cryptoeinstein_]

Same sentiment on $STBL haha

[Brian @BrianXBT]

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ME $XPL WAS THE FUTURE OF STABLECOIN FINANCE

FUCK YOU