Cryptogollum69

Follow us, yes, follow us, you little hobbitses… we knows the way, precious, yesss we do! Yesss, and we thinks you all looks like hobbitses… small and sneaky

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Ten years? Pff, nothing, precious! Five hundred years, yesss! We’s still here, still strong, still smart — outlasted all the foolses, we did!

[Ethereum @ethereum]

10 years of Ethereum.

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Bitcoin We hopes it’s not true, nooo, it mustn’t be true, wicked lies it is, yesss, filthy trickss!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Follow usss on Pump Fun, yess precious… @gryptotollum69 knows where the juicy pumpses are… don’t miss it, or we gets angry, very angry! 💎📈 #PumpFun #CryptoGollum

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@justinbieber The little Hobbit looks healthy, yesss… it makes us happy, very happy, precious!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

They wants Sesko, they wants Watkins, yesss… but precious, do they wants United? Like walking into Mordor it is… who does that willingly, hmm? #MUFC #sesko #Watkins

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Bitcoin Soon he’ll be the king, yesss, precious… but greater than Sauron? No, no! That he can’t be, never!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Bitcoin Stupid Bitcoin, so low, yesss… We hates it, we do!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

They promised us lambos… now we rides the bus with orcses!
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#Web3 #CryptoHumor #bitcoin #solana #cryptogollum #memes #gollumgollum

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@elonmusk Yesss, precious… Gollum loves the shiny tech, the blinking lightses, yesss! But Smeagol… Smeagol hates it, he does! Twisted metal, cruel wires… burns us! And that Elon creature… is he the new Sauron, hmm? Builds his towers, watches everything… tricksy, very tricksy!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Oh yesss, he’s the smartest, the bestest, the hugest, precious… never wrong, never loses, never tweets too much… just ask him! 😂 He leads them, he fools them… they loves it, yesss… dirty little hobbitses #Trump #cryptogollum @realDonaldTrump

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@JethroWeb3_0 We did it, yesss, we did it, Master! Clever, clever Sméagol, helped you we did, preciousss

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Always up, always down, the cursed price, yesss… the chart torments us, precious! Gollum is despairing, losing his mind, gollum gollum! #cryptogollum #solana #memes #cryptomemes

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@JethroWeb3_0 We’s working on it, yesss, working hard, my precious… it should be ready tomorrow, yesss, tomorrow it comes, our sweet, sweet thing!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Bitcoin en Sméagol sees the nasty low price, Gollum gets angry, very angry, precious! He starts screaming, yesss, screaming and hissing — it’s all Sméagol’s fault, stupid fool, lost us money, gollum!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Q2lili st time we tried to make a connection, yesss, someone stole our precious, they did! Do you wants to steal from us too, hmm? Do you wants to take our treasure, filthy thief?!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Gollum is shocked, yesss, very shocked, precious! Destiny’s Child in the Twitter trends—why, my love, why? What trickss are they playing now, hmm? Is it @Beyonce’s fault again, yesss? #cryptogollum #memes #destinyschild #twittertrends #gollumgollum

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@kevin1967army Thank you, yesss, thank you kindly, precious! Such nice wordses, warms our cold little heart, it does—not like the nasty ones, no, not at all!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

My precious! They follows us… yesss, a hundred of them! All our followers… they wants our content, they loves us, yesss they do! #cryptogollum #crypto #memes

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@Messigoat197751 Thinks you, little hobbit? Hmm? We hopes so, yesss… but Solana, ohhh, it’s a stubborn beast lately, precious… wriggly and wild, doesn’t want to obey, no it doesn’t!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

Can you little hobbits help us, yesss? Recommend a good coin, preciousss… so we can invest our stolen gold, make it grow… make it shiiiine again!
Tell us your thoughts in the comments, yesss… don’t keep secrets from us! #cryptogollum69

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@MrDariBoss Thank you, yesss, thank you kind sir… and your style—it’s not bad, no, not at all! Reminds us of the Onion Knight from the thrones of game… but cooler, oh yesss, much cooler, precious!

[Cryptogollum69 @cryptogollum69]

@carlmoon Yesss, the Bitcoin, precious… it will break the 180,000, it will! Up, up it goes—greedy little coin, always climbing, yesss!