Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium

somebody one time accused me of being a financial advisor. they are a liar. 🐦

[Conservative Brief @ConservBrief]

WHOOPS!!!

It would be a shame if this video of Nancy Pelosi saying a President doesn't need Congressional approval to order a military strike went viral - especially after she declared President Trump hitting Iran as unconstitutional...

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

[Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium @cryptoguapo69]

@jackunheard If it’s one of the guys on this list then yes

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

To the LA rioters: you will not stop us or slow us down. ICE will continue to enforce the law and arrest criminal illegal aliens.

🧵Below is a list of some of the violent criminal illegal aliens arrested in ICE’s Los Angeles Operation on June 9 and 10:

[Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium @cryptoguapo69]

It’s so funny. Silicon Valley is like “give me a billion dollars for this drawing on a napkin” but NOWHERE has cell service I the area 😂😂

[Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium @cryptoguapo69]

Imagine this: you and your absolute boys get a 15 guy polygamous marriage. Tax benefits through the roof. One guy holds down a 9-5 for the benefits for the fam. Buy a bigass compound with a negative interest rate because it’s a lgbtqia+ loan. This is the future

[Brad Mills 🔑⚡️ @bradmillscan]

I just got blocked by someone who calls herself "Safemoon Granny"

What life choices have you made to be that old & choose safemoon over bitcoin 😅

Tik tok next block

[Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium @cryptoguapo69]

@Xbox @PlayStation did y'all make 12 of these? How are they still sold out

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

Open DMs are a treat

[Andreas (aantonop Team) @aantonop]

I heard that a dancer in Vegas has a bitcoin QR code tattoo and all I could think of was...

I hope it is a temporary tattoo because they might want to upgrade to a bech32 native segwit address to save on fees. Also address re-use is poor privacy.

[Swen @swenlink]

$BTC: $3k in June...

[Mr. Magoo's Shitcoin Emporium @cryptoguapo69]

@ANITAROMANFOX10 @SouthwestAir To the man that took the pic, go home to your cats

[Aztek_₿tc @Aztek_btc]

Im giving away 0.5 BTC to a random someone within the next 60 days for doing the following:
1. Must retweet this tweet
2. Respond to a bank advertisement on any social media with a link of some corruption that that bank did & quote "Dont trust banks #BanksAreCorrupt #BuyBitcoin"