cryptoillogical

There are many Bigfoots out there, but I am the only one on Twitter.

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

I just followed 222 national parks and forests and stuff for my first day on Twitter. Oh, and @smokey_bear. We've got this relationship. #feetweet #bears #bigfoot

[Legendary Cryptids @BestCryptids]

A Redditor picked up a book on the Ogopogo from the thrift store. After opening it up it was found to contain three never seen before photos of the Ogopogo and a newspaper clipping about the cryptid.

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

Why did you send three ungulates after a woman using bacon when they are herbivores? Where is that Peta group when you need them?
#futuristicforensicfiles

[Tim Lydon @tlydonak]

Sometimes we settle in vulnerable places.

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

Just weather balloons for research. Nothing to worry about.

#ufo #bigfoot #weatherballoon

[Forest Service NW @ForestServiceNW]

There's a gentle hum of energy in temperate rainforests where the moss drips from tree branches like an old man's beard. Streams seep through loamy undergrowth & the very air feels as verdant as the ferns that burst out among boulders.

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

Nick Bransford was an enslaved guide at Mammoth Cave from 1838 til his death in 1895. On the wall of the Snowball Room within Mammoth Cave is an inscription that reads, “To Nick The Guide” from August 17, 1857. A long ago dedication to the one of Mammoth Cave’s finest guides.

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

"I'm lady Bigfoot; why are my prints in an elephant database?!"

#bigfoot #aliens #elephants #fantasyforensicfiles

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

@_A_Nope If that human Egon Musk was a real genius, you guys wouldn't need puny Tesla cars. Here is an art I made of you taking your first portal.

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

#cryptidainteasy

[Legendary Cryptids @BestCryptids]

Never let them tell you this isn't possible

[AP Strange @AProdigiosus]

Some seasonal saucers for you...

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

All of the humans who say all sasquatches look alike should look in the mirror.
Here is an art of a Bigfoot flexing in front of a mirror from the mirror's point of view.
#lift #bigfoot #art

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

@Krisenthia Protected tweets are lame like humans.

[Dirty Old Fart @PawBuffaloBill]

@esotericbot I just saw the Weinermobile on US 65.

I'm prepared.

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

What if UFO'S are just billionaires from other planets?

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

@BestCryptids Suggestions:
Old Saybrook Blockheads, CT
Selbyville Swamp Monster, DE
Sharlie, ID
Sinkhole Sam, KS
Honey Island Swamp Monster, LA
Spectre Moose, ME
Snallygaster, MD
Mishipeshu, MI
Hodag, MN
Pascagoula River Aliens, MS
I'm about of of room

[cryptoillogical @cryptoillogical]

I read that there was a Christmas Day and then heard a song about a bunch of days of Christmas, so merry Christmas on whatever day or days that is.

#bigfoot #christmas

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…..

[Legendary Cryptids @BestCryptids]

In 1874 an ichthyosaur vertebrate fossil was discovered in New Zealand. Based on the 45cm or 18in measurement of the fossil, it was estimated to be one of if not the largest animals ever, including the blue whale. Sadly the fossil was lost in a boat sinking