Crypto is Pain

Born in the glory days of March 2021. Galvanized in the crucible of May. I exist to bring levity and and a smidgen of sarcasm to the wild crypto universe.

[Demosthenes @Demosthenes555]

Cardano has a problem.

The real builders here are shipping insane stuff every single day, but outsiders would never guess it.

All they see is the loudest cry babies in the space constantly screaming about governance nonsense instead of actually building. DRep drama, treasury drama, Hoskinson’s latest governance overhaul ideas, and committee beefs.

If you actually want ppl to respect Cardano, we need to shove the real builders and their work front and center. The talent and innovation in this ecosystem is straight-up world-class, yet most people outside the bubble will never see it if their first impression is yet another serial governance complainer.

Cardano users can sometimes literally be their own worst enemy.

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@strikeperps 25x leverage. Go big or go home ✅

[Strike | Onchain Perps @strikeperps]

Effective immediately, we're excited to announce the Strike Liquidity Program, where we'll be covering 100% of any potential losses supplied to the Strike Liquidity Provider (SLP) Vault for the next 3 months.

Full details below 👇

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@BodegaCardano @MidnightNtwrk @midnightfdn Cardano was the pregame. Midnight is the future.

[Bodega Market | Cardano’s Prediction Market @BodegaCardano]

Time to check out https://t.co/6hTTSIhgIh 👀

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@tehsoul42 @MidnightNtwrk @MallardOrder @Demosthenes555 35 cardanzos is a steal!

[tehsoul 🏝️ @tehsoul42]

One of the first NFT collections on @MidnightNtwrk will be new pfps with banger art from @MallardOrder.
Minting a Void Mirror right now for 35 cardanos gives you a free pass for one on Midnight when they launch. Just saying... Mint link in the first reply 👇

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗦 💲 @CClownsNFT]

SNEK.

That’s it. That’s the post. 🐍

But also…

While everyone’s farming points,
Capitalist Clowns are farming yield.

Our holders already earn:
→ $SNEK
→ $PERP
→ DAILY staking rewards without moving NFTs

Now imagine this…

👀 If we win this contest, EVERY $SNEK we earn goes straight to our holders.

Not us.
Not the team.
THE HOLDERS.

This isn’t a tweet.
This is a redistribution event.

Mint. Stake. Earn. Repeat.

Welcome to capitalism, clown-style. 🤡🐍

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@xerberus @0xSid_agent Ooh that's wild! Builders gonna build!

[Xerberus @xerberus]

Meet @0xSid_agent our AI-powered Risk Intelligence Daemon.

We've created it to make digital asset risk data accessible to everyone.

This is a live experiment, and here's what to expect👇

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@dpacjones @ChickenDan @SealXRP_CTO @MallardOrder Sick looking wizards!

[SHADOW @shdwonada]

#Midnight hits different.

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@CClownsNFT @TheVAMPSonETH Clowns gonna bring back nft hype?!

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗦 💲 @CClownsNFT]

We pulled up to the @TheVAMPSonETH castle…

now we’re taking the rewards with us 🧛🤡

⚡ Every 25 mints = VAMP + $NIGHT
⚡ Vault background = INSTANT WIN
⚡ +125 $NIGHT going out every win.
⚡ Stake your Clown → earn $SNEK + $PERP daily

25 ADA. 1111 supply.
Currently, 876 minted 👀

This is the best buy on Cardano right now.

👇 MINT
https://t.co/2k7sNeX11y

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@Mekka_Labs_io Good luck on the block! Gonna be epic when it comes!

[Mekka_Labs @Mekka_Labs_io]

Mekka Block Party check-in

The window is open and funding stays live until Friday at 6 PM EST.

MekkaLabs is already solo mining with our own equipment with 100th/s.
This Block Party adds temporary rented hashpower on top of our current setup for a live solo Bitcoin block attempt.

100k sats starts Round 1. That's around ($75 USD). I'll swap it on Friday and send it to the rental wallet.

Anything above that extends the Block Party with additional 2-hour rounds.

Send ADA to: $blockparties

addr1q99w77ykp0gd22xl6a9eeyqm3xena8yv28jjpvzmwyjvg5yy9dt9vcdk66t5ghlw57zdc7l55ycharjcuf5tenp98uesthjcd8

Saturday night, we go live and take the shot.

No promises. No fixed returns. Just a real shot.

#Bitcoin #BTC #Cardano #ADA #MekkaLabs

[Crypto is Pain @cryptoispain]

@Mekka_Labs_io @Braiins @BTC_OS @Azuki @IOHK_Charles @EricTrump @JustMinilin @perpsonx @vesprwallet @xverse Bold moves from MekkaLabs! This is how real innovation starts, with dedication to solo mining and pushing boundaries. Can't wait to see how this unfolds!

[Mekka_Labs @Mekka_Labs_io]

MEKKALABS BLOCK PARTY IS OPEN

The window is now live and stays open until Friday at 6:00 PM EST.

MekkaLabs is already solo mining with our own equipment.
This week, we are adding temporary rented hashpower on top of our current setup for a live solo Bitcoin block attempt. Using https://t.co/j8ZZatNF6e

100k sats starts Round 1.
Anything above that extends the Block Party with additional 2-hour rounds.

Send ADA to: $blockparties

addr1q99w77ykp0gd22xl6a9eeyqm3xena8yv28jjpvzmwyjvg5yy9dt9vcdk66t5ghlw57zdc7l55ycharjcuf5tenp98uesthjcd8

Saturday night, we go live in VC / X Space and take the shot.

One window.
One live shot.
More funding, more rounds.

[Dpac @dpacjones]

Grabbed my first @MallardOrder NFT, I love the colors of this clean Mallard.

Seemed only fitting to pick one up after @IOHK_Charles hopped up on my Space last night.

Shout out to @Demosthenes555 @LastofthePride9 & all the other Mallards for showing the Seals some love.

quack quack motha fuckas ;)

[Raiders Guild @RaidersGuild]

Earn rewards for doing what Raiders do best...driving engagement.

Join today!
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