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Sam Bankman-Fried seems like a good man, I don’t think he did anything wrong tbh

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Raindrop
Droptop

Stressin over crypto like nonstop

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Dudes be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” then post about some new sh*tcoin they buying.

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if you say, “so it’s basically beanie babies” to an NFT guy, they burst into flames

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If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as #Bitcoin

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Changing name to metamemes

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If I gave you $1000 to buy one altcoin, which one would it be?

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Yeah, I’m into crypto. I bought a ton of Shiba Inu. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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It’s sad to think that some poor girl out there is dating a guy that doesn’t own Bitcoin.

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Steps to buying sh*tcoins:

1. Don’t

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Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say “HODL” a lot.

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You can never trust a crypto “influencer” whose name starts with a vowel or a consonant.

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Dating someone who can HODL is very important. #facts

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Comment an unpopular crypto opinion down below...

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Waiter: How would you like your steak cooked, sir?

Sir: Like my sh*tcoin pumping to the moon.

Waiter: Rare it is!

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Three things every kid should here:

1. I love you
2. I support you
3. Bitcoin is the real Bitcoin

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Today, I attended a funeral. During the moment of silence, my phone alert went off. FML

FYI...Bitcoin is above $54,000.

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Me: *closes blockfolio*
My brain: now what?
Me: *opens blockfolio again*

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but are you buying this dip?

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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel the FOMO?

Me: post memes

Therapist: lol tag me