Amazon: “We made $470B but spent $469.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M”
IRS: “Perfectly legal.”
You: “I made $61,000 and spent $59,200 keeping my kid alive and my lights on.”
IRS: “That’s not a business expense.”
You: “Rent isn’t a business expense?”
IRS: “Correct.”
You: “Insulin isn’t a business expense?”
IRS: “Correct.”
You: “Then what am I running here?”
IRS: “A household. File by May 15.”
You: “Amazon runs a household too. It’s called ‘reinvesting in the business.’”
IRS: “…”
You: “So if I call my rent ‘reinvesting in my ability to show up to work,’ we’re good?”
IRS: “No.”
You: “Why not?”
IRS: “Because you’re not a corporation.”
You: “Right. I’m just the guy the corporation depends on to survive on less than it spent on legal fees to pay less taxes.”
IRS: “File by May 15.”
Satoshi was actively exploring ways to hide transaction values and addresses, but didn’t have a solution at the time
shortly after his departure the solution was found and implemented in monero
do you ever wonder why the bitcoin devs never tried to implement this?
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